Wed, Feb 1st 2023 02:31   Edited on Thu, Feb 2nd 2023 02:26

The Completed Works of Flortex Fizzlehide

Below is a collection of written works, composed by the gnomish writer, Flortex Fizzlehide. Although Sikander isn't known for his deep love of scholarly works, he can't seem to get enough of Flortex's work. If you happen to travel to Candlekeep, ask one of the librarians to locate any of these famous works. However, please don't fret if you can't find an available copy. They're in high demand amongst both acolytes and wizened scholars alike.   Fiction:   The Silver Sword of the Golden Hills;   Blood and Vengeance on the Tradeway;   The Sightless Beholder and the Wingless Sparrow (Volume 1   The Sightless Beholder and the Wingless Sparrow (Volume 2   The Lost Libraries of Candlekeep Uncovered;   Paxidar, the Elven Arsonist;   The Lost Hammer of Moradin;   Oghama's Broken Voice;   Storming the Abyss;   Dawnstriders of the Eastern Plains;   Thundergrace, Axe of Destiny (Part I. of the Forbidden Knowledge Trilogy   Skybreaker, Blade of Hope (Part II. of the Forbidden Knowledge Trilogy   The Redemption of House Mithrilborne (Part III. of the Forbidden Knowledge Trilogy   The Gnome who Fell in Love with A River;   The Epic Tales of the Fabulous Five;   The Lost Legion of Iron Keep;   The Orc Who Touched the Moon;       Non-Fiction:   Encyclopedia of the Sword Coast (Volume 1   Yondalla's Children: A No-Nonsense Guide to Halfling Deities;   The Lost Heir of House Mithrilborne: Conspiracy for the Ages;   The Halflings and Their Eternal Legacy on Faerun (non-fiction, allegedly   Don't Touch that You Fool: A Comprehensive List of all Poisonous Plants in Faerun;   Dwarves, Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Build Mighty Empires Without 'Em;   The Giants' Guide to All Things Ethereal;   Dwarven Histories (Volumes I - VI   Damned Dishes of the Pampered and Poncy: Worst Banquet Food along The Sword Coast;   The 712 Rules of Elven Diplomacy and Etiquette;   A Fool's Guide to Uncommonly Common Language, Idioms, and Expressions;   Holidays with Hobgoblins;   Psychic Self-Defence;   How to Get Acquainted with Ghosts;   Sunbeams May Be Extracted From Cucumbers, But the Process is Tedious;   How to Ride a Kraken: First Saddle, Then Straddle, Then Paddle, Then Kedaddle!
Wed, Feb 1st 2023 09:25

Very cool! Tell me a bit about Flortex! Is he still alive, or is he a revered but dead author?
Wed, Feb 1st 2023 11:11

Flortex Fizzlehide is actually the pen name for one of Sikander's sisters (he has several!). Her family name is A'flora Merrycrest and she plays the role of big sister to Sikander (even though she's a halfling). She has many eclectic interests as you can see by her titles. She is very much alive but is viewed as a scholar extraordinaire along the Coast. (I'll draft more about her and the rest of the family later. They're a complicated bunch. You've been forewarned!)
Sweet A'flora...really want to get a copy of Paxidar, the Elven Arsonist someday...