• CENTURION 1.35%
  • USD -2.23%
  • ANVIL 5.55%
  • GOLD -5.03%
  • AMMO 1.01%
  • WAR INC 0.94%
  • RAPTORS -2.93%
  • GAIA 2.81%
  • LODGE 8.42%
  • MASCOTS -1.42%
  • COFFEE 12.01%
  • LIFE -7.41%
  • LEGENDARY -2.93%
  • SHOCKPIKE -3.23%
  • CENTURION 1.35%
  • USD -2.23%
  • ANVIL 5.55%
  • GOLD -5.03%
  • AMMO 1.01%
  • WAR INC 0.94%
  • RAPTORS -2.93%
  • GAIA 2.81%
  • LODGE 8.42%
  • MASCOTS -1.42%
  • COFFEE 12.01%
  • LIFE -7.41%
  • LEGENDARY -2.93%
  • SHOCKPIKE -3.23%

Faithfest 2108

Omnifaith Inc: Where Sacred Meets Success
 

by Q

 
   
The largest Faithfest ever, with over 2000 workshops, lectures, and stores!
           
Amazing!!
by Midjourney
 
Wow!




100% accessible - everyone welcome! Omnifaith welcomes all to spend their money!
 
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THIS FAITHFEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR SPONSORS

  Indestructible Inc - Become worthy through superior technology.   Slice of Life - Give the Gods a hand and better yourself through genetic improvement with positively, absolutely no consequences.   EternaYouth Corp - Reach the Afterlife at your own pace and book a rejuvenation treatment today.   MindCraft Innovations - Travel beyond the consciousness of god and ascend with them.   Emoticon Pharmaceuticals - Blissful belief is just a pill away.   MegaGlam Cosmetics - Look and feel divine with MegaGlam.   DigiScape Realty - Make your own sacred space in the virtual world. Leave your flesh behind, ascend.   Centurion Arms & Armor - Arm yourself for battle against darkness with Centurion arms & armor.   Java Inc - Java makes the world go 'round.   The Hex Hotsauce Compay - For all your hotsauce and/or chemical warfare needs   Psycorp Inc - Certified Psychics and State of the Art Seers.   CryptoKings Network - Faithcoin, digital currency that grows along with your faith.   DinoRevive Biotech - Be god. Create life. Create your own customized dinosaur today.   DreamWeave Industries - Control and record your dreams.   DeepBlue Aqua Resorts - Our subs won't implode, we promise!   Celestial Cellars Inc - Making wine in Zero-G for a unforgettable, interstellar taste
 
by Q
Find YOUR Community through Omnifaith's Religious Matchmaking Service - Take Our Belief-O-Quiz and we'll pair you with a religion that suits your personality, lifestyle, and level of income
 
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Experience the human condition through the eyes of non-human AI through the revolutionary AI Model 8A-FAITH   8A will be available for a meet & greet with a chance for autographs afterwards!
 
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Faithfest 2108 Vendor List, Page 1

  • Saintly Sweets
  • Divine Decadence Desserts
  • Blessed Brews
  • Heavenly Habits
  • Sacred Scents
  • Chalice Chocolates
  • Eternal Enlightenment Books
  • Prayer Bead Boutique
  • Ritualistic Robes & Raiments
  • The Sacred Sip Wine Bar
  • Celestial Crystal Curios
  • Apotheosis Artworks
  • Sacramental Silver & Gold
  • Mystic Medallion Maker
  • Virtuous Vestments
 
by Q
 
All Words Are Holy Publishing House - For All Your Scripture & Grimoire Needs
 
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Last to the end to win a one year free subscription to HolyFood Fresh Meal Kits!
 
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by Q
 
 
A once in a life time experience. I never thought I would see Jerusalem, and I could bring a part of it back with me!  
— Samantha Zed
   
I found my faith on a Pilgrim class Adventure. All hail the lost ones who call to us from the dark.  
— Tristrian Gorbachov
by Q
   
Watching them disassemble Stonehenge and fly it back to Megacorpolis was awe-inspiring! They even gave me a hardhat and let me help out!  
— Aria Fernandez
           
The Cremation of Care is everything we thought it would be!  
— Emeric Bones
 

Faithfest 2108 Vendor List, Page 7

  • Clergy Comfort Footwear
  • The Halo Hut
  • Pious Papyrus Papercraft
  • Prayer Rug Rendezvous
  • Votive Candle Cove
  • Sanctum Selfie Stand
  • Ascension Augmented Reality
  • Seraphic Stationery
  • Relic Replicas 'R Us
  • Godly Gourmet Gastronomy
  • Sacred Space Interior Decor
  • Biblical Beauty Cosmetics
  • Holy Harmonics Music Shop
  • The Divine Draft - Holy Water Stand
  • Blessed Bauble Boutique
 

by Q

DIYbernetics
Organization | Jan 20, 2020

Hobbyists and enthusiasts, the DIYbernetics make their own cybernetics and do their own surgery to put in place.

 
Remember, please report any Malcontent activity to your nearest peacekeeper! Thank you!
 
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by Q
 

Faithfest 2108 Vendor List, Page 21

  • Ritualistic Ring Retailer
  • Spiritual Silk Scarves
  • Iconic Idol Images
  • Godly Games & Gadgets
  • Ceremonial Candle Carver
  • Angelic Accessories
  • Choir Robe Corner
  • Heavenly Herbology
  • The Pious Pizza Parlor
  • Holy Handicrafts
  • Exalted Elixirs
  • Divine Dreamcatchers
  • Blessed Boutique Bakery
  • Eternal Echoes: Spiritual Music Store
  • Faithful Fashion Outlet
 
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Book your tickets today!
 
Omnifaith Inc
Organization | Jul 12, 2023

No god too great, no devil too small - all for sale at your nearest Omnifaith Store

 

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EULAs
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That thing that nobody reads, and lets Corporations get away with bloody murder.


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Jul 8, 2023 16:29 by JRR Jara

Sign me up! I want all the special kits to show my faith!

Creator of Hanzelot and many more.
Jul 8, 2023 20:10

Welcome to FaithFest! :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 8, 2023 16:30

I hope you had a blast makin' all of those posters because dear god, they were amazing. It was as I got to the end when it sort of dawned on me how many of those advertising adjacent things I've seen before. It gives the entire article an 'uncanny valley' feel. Like, it's hilarious because it's so outlandish... right? No way this could ever, ever be a thing.... right? No one monetizes faith like this.... right?   Look at you makin' me question reality.   Another great one. I hope you had a laugh while makin' it though, because it's funny af.

What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the dark?
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Jul 8, 2023 20:12

Like, it's hilarious because it's so outlandish... right? No way this could ever, ever be a thing.... right? No one monetizes faith like this.... right?
  Lets play "which of these posters could you find today in our world"! :D   Thank you very much :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 10, 2023 06:28

... I don't know that's a game I want to play... >> You get a gold star for the posters, though.

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Jul 8, 2023 19:11 by Eric

Good to know that my quest for information, rather than transformation, is what's been missing in my exploration of my spirituality. (And I might not have enough disposal income to be spiritual.)

Jul 8, 2023 20:11

I'm here to help!


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 9, 2023 17:35 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

'Our subs won't implode, we promise!' Omg, Q XD   I love all of the posters, every one was an exercise in 'could this be real?' I like the 24/7 prayer-thon the best.

Emy x
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Jul 9, 2023 18:34

Too soon? :D   They were fun to make, and some of them are.. Well... Lets play "which of these posters could you find today in our world" again! :D   Thank you <3


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 9, 2023 21:52 by Marjorie Ariel

Wow! I feel like this article does a really good job of showing the effect of advertising campaigns. I'm actually finding myself starting to get drawn in (ooh, was that a shiver I just felt?) Love the vendor names!

Jul 10, 2023 06:06

Thaaaaaaaank you so much! :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 13, 2023 07:49 by Dimitris Havlidis

O M G ... SO MANY ADS!!!

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Jul 13, 2023 08:30

Welcome to the future, where everything is an ad! Even ads have ads!


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 13, 2023 10:55 by Han

qu this is so ***ing glorious that I felt a compulsion to check that my adblocker was working


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Jul 13, 2023 11:42

Ahaha, thank you so much :D :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 13, 2023 15:37 by Deleyna Marr

Oh wow. This is awesome. It feels like everything I've seen online. Now I want to see you do the things people market to writers!!!

Deleyna
Jul 13, 2023 15:46

I've not confirmed it, but I have a sneaking suspicion that there are now more books about how to write than actual works of fiction.   Thank you :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 13, 2023 22:42 by Deleyna Marr

You're probably right there!

Deleyna
Jul 16, 2023 11:00 by Amélie I. S. Debruyne

Amazing work with all those posters!!! I want to hear Janet Prime and that AI, I4m sure they'll have very relavant things to say XD And after leafing through those 21 pages of sponsors I want pious pizza while getting a tarot card performance review XD

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Jul 17, 2023 07:39

Thank you!!! :D It was a lot of fun (and work) to make   Mmm pious pizza...


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Jul 22, 2023 14:54 by Chris L

You did SO MUCH work here! What a mind-numbingly accurate presentation of how these things are advertised! Great great job here!


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Jul 23, 2023 05:44

Thank you! :D


Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Sep 24, 2023 22:37

I just read, browsed and converted about a dozen times. I think I need a cleansing now.


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