Season 1, Turn 24

Days 16 - 30 of the Twelfth Moon, 406 AC

General Summary

Oathbreaker, Continued

  House Targaryen | Rook's Rest | Steffi the Redhead
Since the dispute has already led to some border raids, perhaps the best course of action is to separate both houses. I also remember a high level of debt by House Ryswell. So my proposal is to do some restructuring.   House Umber, as a northern Lord, should take over Winterfell to oversee these changes.   I have a vassal who is exceptionally good at building walls. So House Appleton should be in charge of the border territories and make sure both houses are separated.   The crown will pay both sides compensation for the territories.   House Oakheart | Old Oak | Jack Handy
A most excellent plan my Queen.   House Ryswell | The Rills | Eddy
I strongly disagree with this division! House Bolton and I defeated the mad King Stark and agreed that he would get Deepwood Motte Mormont Keep and I would get Mormont Keep until I could break the stack and take Winterfell for my share. If I am to give him EVERY keep from the Lord I equally helped to defeat I expect some keep elsewhere in the realm. I am fine with leaving House Overton and Kingsroad to Winterfell to some other administrator but I must insist upon SOME reward for the lies and deception and mass killings by Lords Cerwyn and Pryor.   House Pryor | Pebble | Count Darkwood
Shut up, shit thrower, and do as your Queen commands.   I must request that the Vale lords and Master of Ships cease this coordinated assault on my lands instantly. I've done no wrong in the eyes of the crown, as humble a servant they've ever had.   House Ryswell | The Rills | Eddy
OH THIS IS PERFECT YOU HYPOCRITE! LET US DO AS OUR QUEEN COMMANDS.   By your own words YOU are the shitthrower and hypocrite, demanding that EVERYONE but you obey the queen. EVERYONE but you must hold to their word. ONLY YOU can assault a neighbor without warning. ONLY YOU can harbor traitors. EVERYONE must stop conniving but you. Live by your own word you yellow-bellied coward. You refused a trial by combat. You disobeyed your queen. You harbor an oathbreaker. Worse than these, you deny at every step.   House Pryor | Pebble | Count Darkwood
Incorrect as usual. Abrasive but amusing. Do continue with your tantrum, King Baby, while your allies continue to carve deep into my borders. Maybe someday you'll be able to field a serviceable army without the help of the Vale or Iron Islands or Westerlands or all of them combined. Maybe someday you will find the nerve to duel those who challenged you first instead of searching for linguistic loopholes and committing backdoor buffoonery. Your disgrace and dishonor is so un-Northmanlike, you bastard.   When you meet the gods, tell 'em Little Richard Pryor sends his regards.   House Ryswell | The Rills | Eddy
Linguistic loopholes? Like your oral flatulence whenever I challenged you? Belching out long speeches while deftly evading my challenges and proving your dishonorable nature?  

The House Always Wins

  House Webber | Coldmoat | Lord Appiecommander
Due to the Kingsguard’s heavy betting during the tournament, we believe we owe thousands of gold but also still have to receive thousands. Who is involved is unknown.   Since it's the Kingsguard, the expenses are for the Crown, obviously.   House Targaryen | Rook's Rest | Steffi the Redhead
I think you made a poor joke, Lord Commander of The Kingsguard. A very bad joke.   Please remove your position. House Appleton will be the new head of the queen’s guard.   The Targaryen army will gather in the meantime and be equipped with winter clothes. But don’t be afraid… this is only a special military operation… like training.

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