Newspaper for Tlush Kaer Welun 7, 1350PD
Leader of The Black Smoke Sentenced to Life in Prison
Goregon, leader of the infamous gang, The Black Smoke, was sentenced to life in prison this afternoon after the prosecution proved to Lawmaster Clodaugh Doyle that Goregon is a danger to himself and those around him. This decision was made despite the defense’s claims that Goregon was clinically insane due to his massive consumption of sea water. Whether or not these claims are true, he is certainly a halfling who stands over 7 feet tall.
The Souldiers Going on Tour?
This Spring the Souldiers will debut their latest album, Heralds of Hellfire, at the Thunder Eel Thunderdome. The band’s lead singer, Buddy Wilde, insists it is their best work yet. Keep your eyes peeled for tickets as they are expected to sell out quick!
The Jaded Jaguar Releases New Winter Series
Today, the Jaded Jaguar releases Theodora Sinclaire’s latest work; a new winter series of clothes based on the beautiful snow leopard. Theodora has assured us that all material used in this series is collected from humane sources and will leave you looking your best this winter
Governor Acknowledges Rat Problem in Sewers
Yesterday evening, Governor Victor Bentley acknowledged the rat problem in the sewers of the city during a Q&A session. He said, “This is an issue growing ever more important as the rat population continues to increase. In the coming weeks you can expect to see job listings for city sanctioned exterminators to help combat this issue.” This is a major win for the impoverished people living in the District of Andrea as they have suffered the most from this infestation.
The Business Section:
The Jaded Jaguar Ad: Looking to spice things up this winter? Stop by the Jade Jaguar for the latest and greatest of Mythrael fashion!
Tantalizing Tentacle Treasures Ad
The Common Expanse: You need it? We have it! Come to The Common Expanse for all your Common Expenses!
The Missing Persons’ Section:
“Sparrow” Metaxas - Songbird Class: Alpha - Mark I Female Warforged with model number SBC:A-1. Last seen hurriedly exiting the residence of her owner/husband, Lord Hesiodos Metaxas, on the night of Siksta Kear Welun 4, 1350. Lord Metaxas has offered a reward of 15,000Gp for her safe return or 5,000Gp for accurate information on her whereabouts.
Flynn Sha - 12 year old white human male with brown eyes and brown hair. Last seen on the night of Grikad 17, 1350 in bed at the New World Orphanage. The staff of the orphanage is offering 5Gp for his return.
The Obituaries:
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