Lar Marianus Grotto
A fockin Gladiator boi. He do be smashin' heads and slashin' bodies. He likes to do it even tho he be 172 seasons old mate. He do be techenically free boi now. Not anymore :sadboihours:
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Frozen in time
Day of freezing, month of freezing, year of freezing
IT'S A BAD TIME!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!!
It's been many months now since i FUCKING MOVED!!! I've been frozen in this place for too fucking long mate. Like..... Since the players were like, ''Man fuck this game Imma do some other bullshit!'', I have not managed to move a fucking inch. Seasons changed around me and I'm pretty sure I got pissed on by at least 7 fucking boars. Named 5 of them. FUCKER, CUNT, BITCH, FUTURE BACON and VAPID FUCKING RAT.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CAN I GET MY PLAYER BACK!?
Kill me
Fuck the day, Fuck the month and Fuck the year
IT'S THE SHITTIEST DAY!!! YES IT IS FFS
FUCKIN' KILL ME FFS
~I hear voices in me 'ead~
Random day, Random month, Random year. Idk
IT'S A SHITE DAY!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!!
Them voices talk to me. That would be decent but that damn focken second voice gives me splitting headaches. Fucking hell that hurts as fuck. Plus now I have some damn visions.... ten feet high Cthulian looking ass and some random edgelord went to fight i guess. Shits cringy tho. Killed this dragornborn retard that nicked some shit from Lolth. A moontouched sword or whatever. Shit glows in dark but they won't let me have it. I am already having bipolar relationship with that damn Lolth and now I have to have splitting headaches. Fuck me lol. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you and Fuck off.
Non-Euclidean Library
Random day, Random month, Random year. Idk
It's a good day! YES IT IS!
Dear Diary,
today I fought a dragonborn, a mage and some assassins who weren't quite good at their craft in a random warehouse. Still it was a great fight that I enjoyed. Really made a spectacle of it with several caved-in skulls. Me friends did good aswell. I got this stuttering Warlock, bipolar Warlock with gigantism, Warforged pseudo-cleric, a pirate and an Elven Ranger with a long-ass snake. They did their part. It was a spectacular fight.
This knight guy who wanted us to clear that place forgot to tell us there was a damn Lolths Circlet in the warehouse.... so of course i put that thing on me head. Now I am the Chosen One. I can see in the dark and this sexy voice keeps telling me to kill shit. Like I didn't do that for 15 years. It's as common as breakfast by now. The problem is..... that circlet about to murder my ass if I don't do shit for it. Fuck me lol!
So basically we went into this bigass university. They had some guys that could tell us WTF is that circlet about. There were two. One is not available as he is ''on a journey for knowledge''..... fuckin hell. The second one knew jack shit and was stuttering too!!!! Then we went to the library. Like holy shit that place is bigger that the university itself.... fairly sure it's like 4 stories tall and longer and fatter than what the university is supposed to be. Jesus fuck. We found this book I read. It started writing to me so I told it to fuck off. It attacked me so I talked a bit normally. Turns out I am indeed a Chosen One. Lolth do be kinda liking gore it seems. I am supposed to kill that stuttering wrinkly brain that knew next to nothing about the circlet. I got three days.
Very nice.
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