Frozen in time
IT'S A BAD TIME!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!!
It's been many months now since i FUCKING MOVED!!! I've been frozen in this place for too fucking long mate. Like..... Since the players were like, ''Man fuck this game Imma do some other bullshit!'', I have not managed to move a fucking inch. Seasons changed around me and I'm pretty sure I got pissed on by at least 7 fucking boars. Named 5 of them. FUCKER, CUNT, BITCH, FUTURE BACON and VAPID FUCKING RAT.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CAN I GET MY PLAYER BACK!?
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Non-Euclidean Library
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~I hear voices in me 'ead~
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Kill me
Fuck the day, Fuck the month and Fuck the year
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Frozen in time
Day of freezing, month of freezing, year of freezing
Random day, Random month, Random year. Idk
Random day, Random month, Random year. Idk
Fuck the day, Fuck the month and Fuck the year
Day of freezing, month of freezing, year of freezing
The major events and journals in Lar's history, from the beginning to today.
Frozen in time
IT'S A BAD TIME!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!! It's been many months now since i FUCKING MOVED!!! I've been frozen in this place for too fucking long mate. Like..... Since the players were like, ''Man fuck this game Imma do some other bullshit!'', I have not ma...
12:06 pm - 07.04.2023Frozen in time
IT'S A BAD TIME!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!! It's been many months now since i FUCKING MOVED!!! I've been frozen in this place for too fucking long mate. Like..... Since the players were like, ''Man fuck this game Imma do some other bullshit!'', I have not ma...
12:06 pm - 07.04.2023So basically dwarfs are fuckin' geniuses mate. They made the fucking sail so basically I don't have to use the fucking oars anymore. WHY THE FUCK WE FUCKING DIDN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT EARLIER FOR FUCKS SAKE
09:30 pm - 09.12.2021Achievement: New Hat
08:35 pm - 09.12.2021RULE #1 Fuckers
07:00 pm - 02.12.2021Kill me
IT'S THE SHITTIEST DAY!!! YES IT IS FFS FUCKIN' KILL ME FFS...
06:51 pm - 02.12.2021~I hear voices in me 'ead~
IT'S A SHITE DAY!!! YES IT FUCKING IS!!! Them voices talk to me. That would be decent but that damn focken second voice gives me splitting headaches. Fucking hell that hurts as fuck. Plus now I have some damn visions.... ten feet high Cthulian looking as...
08:52 pm - 11.11.2021Non-Euclidean Library
It's a good day! YES IT IS! Dear Diary, today I fought a dragonborn, a mage and some assassins who weren't quite good at their craft in a random warehouse. Still it was a great fight that I enjoyed. Really made a spectacle of it with several caved-in s...
08:12 pm - 04.11.2021Found Lolths Circlet on level 2. So far so good. Still alive, no Drows seen and no attempts have been made to assassinate me. I am the chosen Human baby!!!!
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08:57 pm - 28.10.2021TYVOLE JÁ VIDÍM VE TMĚ VOLE
08:54 pm - 28.10.2021Přísahám Martin jen spinkal vole. Sice jsem ho k tomu donutil ale to je už vedlejší.
07:56 pm - 28.10.2021The list of amazing people following the adventures of Lar.
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