Manifesto of Terb

It is perhaps more accurate to call this the manifesto TO Terb, since it is a document written by his followers to address him and his perceived failings.
While The Cult of Terb has never officially split from their god, and indeed would never dream of declaring him in some way not to be the head of their religion, but the document does contain a rather unusual set of declarations.

Purpose

The Manifesto was written by the Cult, addressed primarily to their chosen deity (but also to those who might doubt their commitment to their faith). It states their intentions to no longer follow the majority of Terb's direct commands, but to create their own interpretation of what they ought to do as adherents to the Cult, based primarily on Terb's prior actions, and selectively picking which of his words to devote to.

Document Structure

Clauses

The Manifesto is divided into 4 parts.

1. The declarations to Terb, wherein they state their intentions not to listen to him verbatim anymore but to make a composite of everything he has said up to that point that they like, extrapolate based on the actions he had previously taken as to the intent of the words, and base everything they the cultists did around those theories.
2. The individual points relating to each of Terb's areas of divinity and how the cultists intended to treat each of these things.
3. The broad-strokes declaration of war against anyone not following the absolute letter of part 2, even if by accident.
4. The appendices where they expand upon various points, particularly ones made in parts 2 and 3.

Historical Details

History

After a long series of arguments with their own god, the Cult of Terb decided to take him at his word.

"Fine. If you want to get in a million holy wars, you can do that. But don't start whining to me if someone else smites you for it."

With that in mind, they wrote the Manifesto to declare their intentions to the world, thus essentially making one permanent declaration of war against other faiths. This would be less of a problem if they were not in Varios, where there are hundreds of deities and no true atheists.
The cultists are on record as to seeing their god as lazy, and see this document and their subsequent actions over the six hundred years since it was published as being a much-needed impetus to get Terb to do what they want. It is unclear what exactly that might be, but they are quite emphatic in declaring it.

Read the Document

Manifesto of Terb

(Some of the more significant parts are included here for the amusement of the reader)....

Part Two: Rules and Regulations

We hereby declare sacred all of Terb's most manifest creations and areas of expertise and thus also those things he has selected to be superior to all other items. In each, their sacredness shall be declared manifest in myriad and distinct ways, to be detailed as follows....
Pathways, those most sacred of all things that Terb holds dear. We have mapped the heavens and located the most auspicious of all the pathways that might be trod by our god in his holiness and we shall guard those pathways with our lives, to be walked upon only by the most holy, and by those who might walk in his faith in trueness. Maps are to be included of those areas that are to be restricted and guarded with our very lives.....
Throwing stars, the sacred weapon of our god from when he was but a mere mortal. These are the only true tools of the Cult of Terb, and the sign of the most dedicated of the brethren is that they might use the throwing star for all their tasks, whether practical or not. This is a sign of true faith and of determination and the creativity that the god clearly values.
Pickles, the sacred state of all organic matter, is not to be used for our own dead bodies, but rather for those items which we eat. To those who might complain of the flavors, to them is consigned the punishment of the salting of the wounds that shall be inflicted by all the brethren who might hear such comments....
Pygmy marmosets, Zirmaketh in particular, shall be cherished and held by all. Not to be eaten, but it is permissible to thwart them if their designs be malicious and meant to test the brethren....
Blue, of all shades and hues, but particularly navy, shall be worn by our brethren, and indeed by all who might deign to walk the pathways (see above maps). Those who do not wear blue are counted to not exist, save when their feet touch the sacred paths, upon which their lives are forfeit, unless they submit the Apology Pledge (see Appendix 9b)....
Appendix 9b: Ha! There is no apologizing. There is only the shedding of your blood until it is determined that you are truly sorry for your grave mistake.

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Medium

Paper

Authoring Date

1796

Signatories (Organizations)

• The Cult of Terb