12/15/23 Kindergarten

Word of the day: Archnemesis.
Queen Kneelie has become very attached to Peaches , and now even claims to have won her at a carnival. After being told that's a lie, she started her own carnival and won Peaches in it. Peaches is now traumatized. Varda has been making ads for her kindergarten, with Hoot Hoot as the cameraowl. Here's the script:
VARDA: In our kindergarten, we help children achieve important milestones. With these stones, we build a statue of me as Julius Caesar, and we pave paths to help children become adults. (Children in the background should start nodding.) VARDA: These paths, made from the milestones from the local building project, are important parts of the children's life. We also teach children how to behave and be gentlemen. (Camera turns to Big Pooh , who SHOULD look very well behaved. He usually isn't.) VARDA: Pooh, say hello. POOH: Hello. (Camera turns back to Varda.) VARDA: As you can see, our kindergarten offers only the best services they can. Sign up today, or the price goes up. (Children can now stop nodding.)
Varda has sent the advertisment to several TV producers, but she has been turned down and is very sad.