4853: The Dean of Theory Returns!!!
Shocking turn of events takes Strixhaven by storm
What happens when a conspiracy is proven to be true? In the case of Lorehold Professors Mirsha E. Gahlván & Quintorius Kand, the answer is: A rippling bombshell, bigger than any that Strixhaven has seen in decades!
Dean Imbraham of Quandrix has been the talk of campus for the past 8 months, after his curious disappearance last year left several questions unanswered. Dean Imbraham was declared deceased at the start of the school year, after a long & thorough search proved fruitless.
Professors Gahlván & Kand, however, were not quite convinced about the fate of their colleague & friend… After months of rumors, research, & conspiracies, the Lorehold duo came to an interesting conclusion… “The Dean of Theory was never found because he never left”, said Kand. “He was still very much on campus. We simply couldn’t see him, y’see…”
The two Lorehold Professors were insistent that their theories were grounded. Yet their strong-willed ways led to Captain Dapplewing putting them both on probation. Now, any other faculty member would have taken heed of this serious warning, but not these two… What did they do instead, you ask? Seeing as their hands were tied, they did what any sensible person would have done in their stead: Recruit others to do their work for them.
“I KNEW it! I bloody knew he was still here…”For such a risky endeavour, there was only one place to seek aid: Among one particular group of first-years that has been stirring up quite the commotion within the central campus! Yes, the very same group that was involved in the fight with the Living Chest, as well as the tavern brawl at the Bow’s End. Led by none other than Griffin Burninghammer, the group also includes Ravnican guilders Koss Silvertrove & Garrett Grigg, a mysterious bookworm by the name of Raia Kalisar, & Witherbloom’s Shelley of the Schell clan. (cont’d on pg. 3)
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