Cultural event
Summer 8: a headstrong community member decides to put one of their ideas in motion. START A GOOLISH PROJECT. Discovery: Something crazy happens when Reynard starts putting clothes on the gnome statue. It's starting to turn fleshy.
Gary: All these hideous statues in town are amoral and leading our youth astray. We should cover their shame. CLOTHE THE ANCIENT STATUES, starting with that hideous fountain gnome. Discovery: Something crazy happens when Reynard starts putting clothes on the gnome statue. It's starting to turn fleshy.