Tequasar

Tequasar.
Tequasar.
Tequasar.
Did you know that Tequasar is the only beverage made with real interstellar dust and gases painstakingly collected from nebulae? It's true.
With Tequasar, you won't just see stars, you'll taste them too.
Don't trust fake news: Radiation is perfectly natural, and you'll find Tequasar's gently irradiated ingredients give it a sweeter aroma and a full-bodied taste. The only side-effect is that you'll fall in love.*
Tequasar is the brightest potentially consumable liquid in the galaxy! Fill a glass with Tequasar's warm glow and find out why people are saying, "It's lit!"
Be sure to check out our store for other stellar Tequasar products, such as belly paint. Don't let the cops stop your fun - hide the radiance of a stomach full of Tequasar with this natural-looking, opaque, lead-based paint.

TEQUASAR - NOW SOLD AT THE HOTTEST CLUBS IN THE GALAXY

Go ahead, brighten up your world!







*Side effects may actually include nausea, mouth and gum sores, skin lesions, hair loss, memory loss, loss of appetite, jaundice, glowing space jaundice, kidney failure, brain damage, and spontaneous liver explosion.

TEQUASAR

Brighten Up Your World...

Item type

Consumable, Food / Drink