Majestic Mooze Corp (MMC)
Despite being known for its inhospitality, Taphel is home to one of the most popular cities in the entire world. Nestled between its vast peaks and open snowfields, sits this unassuming town. As visitors approach, its true scale slowly starts to come into view; massive buildings tower over the city walls, the music of joyful bards echoes through the street corners, and the smell of Mead permeates the air.
The first sight visitors take in on their approach is the grandiose marble walls, clearly carved from foreign stone and imported across the world, the status of MMC clearly presents itself from the get-go. Town guards protect the wall, making sure any citizens inside feel of utmost comfort and as you pass through the gate, your worries stay behind as well.
Directly inside sits the Kiddies Mooze Center, a place for visitors to drop off their kids and know they are in good hands. Here the kids will learn all about Taphel and why MMC is such a wonderful corporation. When not learning they get to play in the top-of-the-line facility spanning 4 floors. Those kids lucky enough to stay for a long time learn what it takes to work at MMC and eventually become employees. Parents rest assured that your kids are in the best of hands, maybe they will even be served by their kids if they remember them.
Now that the necessities are taken care of, everyone else can enjoy the true wonders of MMC. No need to worry about what tavern to head to, since the entire city is a single large tavern and inn facility. Upon entry, guests are greeted with a free glass of Top Shelf VSOP Mooze Juice, the top-of-the-line drink, only available in the facility itself. Guests are then welcome to roam the facility and find a room or theme that they like the best. Stay for complimentary drinks and play the best of the best tavern games. You won't want to leave. You won't want to leave. You won't want to leave.
Outside of the publicly accessible areas sits MMC’s Mooze Juice factory. This factory produces the world's supply of Mooze Juice, everything from your basic tavern drink to the fanciest of drinks only nobility purchases. Taphel is the only continent with native moose that don’t even need to be exported, resulting in the freshest of fresh products.
So come stop by today and for a limited time get free entry to your next vacation spot.
Who? My daughter? Ha, I don't have a daughter, that is just some harlet trying to pull me away from my winning game. Why would I want to leave anyways! ~ Anonymous Taverngoer