Not everyone wants to go mucking about with ancient horrors or terrible things mankind was not meant to know type of shit. Some of us are smarter than that.
— Jenny the Professional Jackass
Mules are magi who have made it their business to ferry goods between
the Prime and
the Shadow, ranging from essentials to luxuries. With an undeserved reputation for avoiding the world of magic, mules are the butt of many jokes - but everyone has to visit one, sooner or later.
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Everyone thinks they're a fucking fancy-ass wizard beyond mortal concerns until they run out of toilet paper.
— Jenny the Professional Jackass
Most Mule work alone, supported by a network of mortal dupes in the form of helpers, employees, and people who generally don't ask why the truck needs to go out to the creepy haunted house at exactly 3am while painted with lamb's blood. Some Mules run businesses on
the Prime to facilitate bulk orders or otherwise acquire what they need - the same business is often mirrored on the other side, sometimes right out of the same shadowed building.
For most, mules are a convenience, saving them the hassle of jumping across worlds for a snack. For some, it is their only line back to the real world.
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Others work on commission, taking orders and getting people
what they ask for. Either operation range from mom-and-pop's wizard store to bulk haulers who supply a wide range of clients in the Shadow, enabling wizards and witches their creature comforts.
Alright, who ordered the bootlegger's special rum blend?
At other times, Mules work to fetch supplies that are just hard to get or make in the Shadow, but otherwise. Paint for artists, books for scholars, wood or metal for craftsmen - as a general rule, Mules don't stick their necks out to go get something dangerous or arcane. They leave that tomfoolery to other magi.
A few select Mules have also branched out to serve as information brokers, trading whatever juicy gossip or interesting news their customers pass on to those who'll pay for it.
No matter what they deal in, every Mule is limited by what
Gates and
Keys they have access too. The lucky ones have one or several reliable, easy-to-use Gates, but places like that are in high demand. Without protection from other magi, many Mules are muscled out of spots like that and forced to make do with lesser Gates, making deliveries more difficult or inconsistent.
Of course, stealing a Mule's spot is a great way to get blacklisted.
Even without such interference, Gates never makes it easy. Mules have to also content with mortal squatters, property owners, or urban planners. Should all that go right, most Gates still only allow for perhaps a box full of stuff to go through with a traveler at a time, making it a painstaking and slow process to get everything through. Day to day, a Mule's work consists of hopping back and forth between worlds, hoping the path stays stable.
The Mules' most reliable customers are those who have
chosen to make
the Shadow their permanent home. To these magi, mules are vital links back to the world they left behind, and their favorite munchies from that world.
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I prefer the term Interplanar Logistics Specialist, myself. Sounds cool, doesn't it?
The common view on Mules is that they're the ones that just don't have what it takes to be a true magi. They're the ones who scraped by, lucked out, found themselves in over their head, and took the easy way out. Instead of embracing their destiny and plunging into the mysteries of magic, they became grocers. Instead of mages, they became mules.
Wiser witches know - no one becomes part of this world without belonging here.
Such prejudice still lingers, especially among the more traditional mages. They occupy a strange place in the occult society, at once indispensable for a pleasant life among the Shadow, but discounted out of hand at almost every instance.
They're 'just' merchants, says people who haven't been paying attention to the rise of corporate might.
In reality, Mules do plenty of magic work. The very nature of their craft requires them to travel between worlds frequently. Like any other mage, they make
Pacts to ensure safe passage through Gates, to acquire Keys, or for protection, power, and everything else.
Sure, it's pretty safe, with the most common hazard being other magi looking for someone to bully. More than one arrogant warlock has been fatally surprised by the power and resourcefulness of what they thought would be an easy victim.
Though the Shadow isn't without its gardens or farms, but few wizards are farmers or engineers, so real production remains low... And mostly run by mules, either way.
I, hands down, love all the snarky quotes throughout this. I think Mules are my favourite kind of Magi -- the hidden strength, surprise you with their resourcefulness is fantastic! And I mean, what's not to love about dimension hopping magical goods delivery? Love what you've made here, Q :D
Thank you :D :D
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