Klaus Hineyhammer
Major Domo Klaus Midgard Hineyhammer
The major domo at Waycabin Mystic Overlook, Klaus is a detail-oriented man who loves his job. He is never happier than when he is wearing a tuxedo and making his guests comfortable.
You will never see the shades at Mystic Overlook pulled down to different lengths! The curtains and shades are meticulously cleaned and cared for.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Klaus is in good enough physical condition, and able to get anything he needs done, done. He is very persistent, and very organized.
Facial Features
Klaus proudly sports a moustache, which he cares for fastidiously.
Physical quirks
His hair is always disheveled, no matter how hard he tries to control it.
Special abilities
Klaus is trained in martial arts; the monks of his order train themselves and their bodies incessently. Klaus was far more into training intermittently. Which was not a problem within the Order of Oghma, so they just smiled at him and joked about it with him. Like adults.
Apparel & Accessories
Klaus is almost always wearing a tuxedo and bow tie, outside of his quarters.
Specialized Equipment
He has a special set of silver serving trays and cutlery, about a thousand bow ties, and very very comfortable shoes.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Klaus left home when his biological parents would not accept his sexuality (Klaus is a trans man), and quickly found himself being cared for by the monks at the Order of Oghma. They soothed his roiling emotions, and helped him to see how worthy he is as a human being, and finally he had a cushy job as an archivist for the The Greys. He got this job as a Major Domo at the urging of the supportive environment he is now surrounded with.
You mess with him, you're messing with all the Hineyhammers.
Gender Identity
Klaus identifies as a man, and enjoys doing things traditionally associated with men. He's an amazing shot with a shortbow, a fantastic boar hunter, and has been known to associate with ladies of the night now and then.
Sexuality
[spoiler]Klaus is, to be frank, a giant poon-hound. He's horny as a twelve point stag. He's also a machine in the bedroom.]/spoiler]
He is dedicated to "vigorous consensual relations".
Education
His latter years spent with the knowledge-hungry monks at the Order of Oghma, Klaus is one of the most highly educated people in Pax that is not solidly ensconced in the dusty but warm embrace of academia.
Employment
Klaus is, at the moment, the
Major Domo
at the Waycabin Mystic Overlook. He is overqualified, to say the least. Nobody knows why he decided to leave his cushy job at the library, and come here to slave for Lydia Hartunian. He just smiles, often saying it is easier to meet women, to his friends.
Mental Trauma
Klaus was driven from his parents' home, and almost died living in the streets. Taken in by the monks at the Library of the Order of Oghma, Klaus has the pick of the litter as far as jobs there at the library. Yet, still, he claims to like this more.
Intellectual Characteristics
He's, like, "Whooooo" kind of smart. The dude that can do long division in his head.
Morality & Philosophy
He will always, always, help a child in need. Almost anyone in need, if one were to be perfectly honest.
Taboos
Book burning, censorship, and child abuse of any sort; the latter driving him into a violent, almost berserk, rage.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Until very recently, gathering knowledge. Now, though, he is the
Major Domo
of the Waycabin Mystic Overlook, so one would have to ask him.
Social
Contacts & Relations
The Order of Oghma, Cass Elliot, and (Unbeknownst to him), the orphaned Artful Hineyhammer is his nephew.
Klaus knows the child exists, but has no idea about their circumstances.
Family Ties
Klaus' biological family did not accept him as he "came of age."
Religious Views
Oghma's the best, man!
Social Aptitude
Zero! He stays very, very quiet around people.
Mannerisms
- Klaus is, by far, the most organized human being on Tellus. At least, if you ask anyone that works with him! They hate to admit it, but Klaus' strict discipline makes their lives a whole lot easier in the end.
- Klaus whistles habitually, not even realizing he is doing it.
Speech
Very slow and refined, while he is 'butling'. Regular old Eastern Craysilt drawl otherwise.
Relationships
Wealth & Financial state
While he lives modestly, Klaus has access to plenty of money.
Current Status
Major Domo at Mystic Overlook
Current Location
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Major Domo
.
Age
32
Spouses
Siblings
Artful Heineyhammer
(Nephew)
Children
Current Residence
Mystic Overlook
Pronouns
they/them
Sex
Female
Gender
Man
Presentation
Masculine
Eyes
Dark brown
Hair
Black, curly, unruly
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
White skinned human
Height
5'8"
Weight
180 lbs.
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Of course, sir."
"Very well, madame."
"Would you like some bacon wrapped sea scallops, ma'am?"
"Gannon, if I catch you sleeping in the hay again, I'm going to stake you down, cover you with honey, and let the ants get at you!"
"Mary, your grandmother has died twice, now, dear. Go back to work."
Belief/Deity
Oghma
Aligned Organization
Other Affiliations
Character Prototype
Coleman!
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