Gunter Hogan-Daweson
President Gunter Donald Hogan-Daweson (a.k.a. "jerkface" "pufnaith nerath")
Pardon my French but, F*ck You and your face claim. I present to you, lord of all misery, bearer of darkness, the DickTater of the Pankake Islands........
Divine Domains
lying
Holy Books & Codes
the bible
Divine Symbols & Sigils
gun
Tenets of Faith
NEVER TRUST SOCIALISTS!!! THEYRE ALL NAZIS, NOT SCANDINAVIANS! Climate change isn't real
Divine Goals & Aspirations
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Donald trump but even damn uglier
Body Features
hideous and gangly despite being overweight
Facial Features
unibrow
Identifying Characteristics
scar on face from hilde's nails when he tried to do unspeakable things to her when they first met. He says its from the war. (that he was never in)
Special abilities
lying
Apparel & Accessories
tacky pea green suit
Mental characteristics
Personal history
age 35- became president
age 40- his term ended
age 68- is still president
Gender Identity
toxic masculine
Sexuality
straight, but incapable of love
Education
military school, didn't go to college
Employment
Being a tyrannical dictator
Accomplishments & Achievements
taking over the pancake islands
Failures & Embarrassments
his son's existence
Mental Trauma
terrified of getting offed
Intellectual Characteristics
charismatic, conniving...that's all and one is bad
Morality & Philosophy
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TRUMPS LIVES
Taboos
putting anything above money or his pride
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY EGO EGO EGO EGO MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY EGO EGO EGO EGO
Savvies & Ineptitudes
bad at talking. Bad at being a halfway decent person. Good at being a fascist scumbag.
Likes & Dislikes
likes- underage girls, MONEY, has a weird dictator fetish. dislikes- "scheming socialists," "crooked Riverstone"
Virtues & Personality perks
???????
Vices & Personality flaws
** See Donald Trump
Hygiene
horrible. Only eats fast food, so smells like fried oil
Social
Family Ties
his wife is a freaking Niad
Religious Views
Catholic, believes everything the bible says... like literally everything
Social Aptitude
charismatic
Hobbies & Pets
into violent videogames and porn
Speech
Never seems to have any idea what he's saying, likely because he doesn't.
Lacks a verbal filter.
Relationships
Relationship Reasoning
He wanted someone to look good on his arm, she played young, dumb and naive. She wanted a gateway to power, he was oblivious.
Commonalities & Shared Interests
Money, killing people, evilness, holding an iron fist.
Legal Status
Married
Wealth & Financial state
filthy rich
**** Not a real God, just for satirical purposes****
Divine Classification
Jackass
Current Location
Species
Realm
Honorary & Occupational Titles
President, Lord of all Scumbags, Vuhxiech (lord of shit)
Life
1952 ACE
2022 ACE
70 years old
Circumstances of Death
pushed into a whirlpool by his wife
Birthplace
Germany
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Current Residence
Pankake City
Gender
Male
Eyes
grey blue, emotionless but sinister
Hair
ratty brown donald trump wig
Height
6'1
Quotes & Catchphrases
Mermaids are rapists and sex slaves. They don't exist, but their still rapists and sex slaves. And Murderers. 100 percent would bang though. Totally! --- Gunter, on the subject of Mermaids
Climate change is a Hoax! Sad ploy by the socialists! ---- on climate change
Ruled Locations
Character Prototype
Donald Trump... literally just him. Canonically his identical twin brother. Jk...or am I?
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