Thaddeus Rockguy
"See that mountain peak up there? Yes, the one with the dragons flying around it. Yes, the one whose path is infested with yeti. Yes, the one with the gnoll filled forest at the base. Yes, that one. I fuckin took a wicked strong piss off the top of that one! Had to mark my territory! That mountain is mine now!"Thaddeus Rockguy was a legendary Dwarven explorer, cartographer, and outdoorsman. He is credited with mapping the majority of the Realm, and almost every current map is based on his original research.
-Thaddeus Rockguy, talking about a mountain that definitely did not belong to him.
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