Fire Fish
Bah. Ya don't even know where to begin. Had to take a dip in the gel, and still burning up, ain't ya? Hmmph.
But ye're here, I'll give ya that. Not many of the little people are willing to approach one of us to parley, too worried about being roasted on a spit. And even fewer willing to brave the Shoals to get the fishies, eh? Ye're a right brave little one, I s'pose.
And since I'm here for the fish, looks like ya won't have to find out about the spits, eh? Heh.
The first problem ya got there is the lack of proper equipment. The little fishies aren't picky 'bout what ya give 'em, but ya got to get it to 'em in the first place. Didya even think to test that out before draggin' yerself all the way out here? A campfire could have proved those out, and ye'd still be back where ya came from, looking for appropriate gear. Which ya wouldn't have found, cause none of the little people know how to get the little fishies.
There's three ways to get the fishies, depending on how sporting ya choose to be. A real fisher is sporting about it, but ya ain't ever gonna be a real fisher, wading in the flows and spearing the fishies as they brush by ya. That's a game for the real, not the pretenders, and especially not the little people. Ye'd be gone quicker than a Hill ya try that one.
Then there's the way the pretenders do it sporting like, and that's the way ya failed to prepare. That little stick ya got is worthless - if ya could hold on and not be dragged in, that thing'd snap at the lightest tug. Course that ain't an issue, since the line won't even make it to the fire before burnin' up.
See there - didn't even make a pretty fire. Worthless. The pretenders use a rod and lines made from steel. The heft of it's beyond ya, I think, as it outweighs ya without the line taken to account. And even then, ya couldn't use it here. Here's the domain of the real folk, and the fire burns hotter. Steel will melt as quick as ice here, but it does provide a bit of a treat for the fishies. What ya need here is core metal. Core metal's hard to find and harder to work - ya got to find it when it bubbles up from the depths and work it before it cools, cause ya ain't never gonna melt it again, not without the help of Alasharak the Great and Terrible, and he hasn't been seen in an age.
So ye're not getting core metal to forge yer own rod and line. Which means ye'll need to take the least sporting method, but if one of the little people lands a fishy, it will be a feat beyond belief, method be damned. Ya still need the core metal, rather than a long line, ye're looking for a net. What ye'll be doing is laying the net across the flow, and taking it down with some spikes. Yeah, like those driven in there - observant little cuss, too, eh? Well observe the rest of it, then. The net takes a while to sink, so ya need to have something to do to pass the time. Something to take yer mind off the boredom, like prepping for the next meal, perhaps. Once it's sank, then it's just a matter o' time - the fishies are pretty dumb, and seeing their fellows trapped doesn't give 'em a pause.
So ya wait, and when ye've waited long enough, ya uproot the stakes like this...
...and ye drag the whole thing ashore. Might want to stand back a bit, hate to see ya get caught in the runoff. Ah, a good catch today - ye're a lucky one. These four'll be enough for the feast tonight. Good luck with the net, and leave it when ye're done. I'd hate to have to track it down later.
Basic Information
Anatomy
Fire Fish are quite similar in appearance to the marlin, and were believed to be an offshoot of the common fish.
An adult Fire Fish is approximately 20' long and weighs approximately 3000 pounds - male and female are similar in size. Their bodies are roughly cylindrical from the anal fin forward. The upper jaw forms a large bill that can stretch several feet and comes to a sharp point. They have two dorsal fins, the first starting just behind the bill with a high crest that slopes down sharply and runs for most of the back, and a second almost negligible fin near the tail. The forked tail fins help provide sufficient power to move through the thick lava they make home. The caudal peduncle has keels to help assist in power as well as strengthening the joint. Its scales are tightly locked and resistant to heat. Their slender pelvic fins have large grooves that reduce resistance in the lava.
*THEY LIVE IN THE VOLCANO* mom come pick me up I'm scared. Not but seriously that's actually kinda cool. This fish is on fiyaaaa!