First Website on Utopia

Hey guys welcome back to another article hwere i give you a really in depth information about the first website on utopia. uTopia is literally just the internet but for the whole of space. honestly if humans hadn't all died like nerds then the internet might've become more popular, but that didn't happen. big L tbh

okay so the first website was made like a thousand yaers ago. tbh i should check my timeline but it's shortlisted for wawa (GO CHECK IT OUT AND VOTE FOR ME UWU) and im scared to even touch it and accidentally edit it. anyways the first website was made like a thousand years ago, by someone on a planet far far away. i cant be arsed to pick what planet, so lets go with hell. oh shit no there's no people on hell. uh, griez. i've not even written an article for griez but i keep making characters from that planet for some reason, so yeah. okay so the website was made a thousand years ago, by a person on griez. finally getting somewhere.

the website wasn't great, obviously. it's not like i know how to code so i can't even make the website for you, so just pretend you know what the website looks like. i tried to mimic it in this article but tbh i got tired, and then forgot about thsi article for a couple of weeks. the first website was made as a test, just to test the infrastructure. and it worked pretty well, but obviously it looked bad.

the biggest complications with the website were that it needed to be accessible from literally every place in aavar's river, which is a very big place. like, 39000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 solar systems. and then an average of 6 planets in each solar system, but im not writing that number because i think i typed the wrong amount of 0s in the other number and i can't afford to embarrass myself again.

This issue was fixed with the use of tiny weeny portals. signals transmitted would normally take an extremely long time to reach other planets, so when you link your computer to utopia, a tiny portal is installed in your device which sends signals into a crossroad dimension. This dimension instantly sorts out signals, where they have come from and where they need to go. the complexity of this dimension, the signals, and how devices install utopia's portals is so complex that not even the scientists that created utopia fully understand. i do, obviously, but you, the reader, never would, so why should i explain. love you guys pls like this article and give me brain happies

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