Appearance

Physical Description

Phil's in great fucking shape.

Body Features

Phil is rather tall, with a pronounced nose many women find irresistably cute.

Facial Features

He has a honker, does our Phil, but it is shaped in a pleasing way. The guys are mostly jealous, but the girls think it's cute.

Identifying Characteristics

His Nose! No, but really a birthmark on his left elbow.

Physical quirks

He has a birthmark on his left elbow.

Apparel & Accessories

He has a chef's apron and the checkered pants of a professional chef, and his kitchen utensils count as weapons for him in combat.

Specialized Equipment

His kitchen tools, and custom alchemical tools.

Special abilities

Synthesize N₂O at will, with a little hand held jar he uses which build up pressure over time, until a relief valve gives and the machanism stops working for five minutes. It fills up every 6 hours, maximum charges are 6.

Mentality

Personal history

Phil is an accomplished musician and a brilliant chemist, when he remember either of those things.

Education

Phil has one degree, from the School of Hard Knocks. And he learned his business well.

Employment

Bassman works as the local butcher, and is chef for the The Golden Swan. He also has quite a lucrative side hustle selling Owsley's psychadelic potions and tinctures.

Accomplishments & Achievements

Bassman is selling the most potent potion palatable. He is a hero to the counterculture and psychadelic music scene.
 
He also:

• Invented a new type of alembic


• Invented a new distillation process to clean impure water


• Invented an expandable container (rubber balloon)


• Invented an easy and more reliable way to synthesize N₂O 


• Designed a new type of burner for the lab (fewer fires)


• Used his new distillation process to make some of the finest moonshine on the planet. There are 7 carboys left (21 gallons). He has forgotten how to make it.


• Designed a new type of alchemy jar


• Got banged by a groupie on the lab table


• Wrote a song about getting banged on the lab table


• Became famous for a song about banging on a lab table. Absolutely famous. Bonkers famous! He just can't remember what his stage name had been. Or, any of the songs he had played. Or, any of the lyrics he had written.


• Forgot all of the above, and went to work at The Golden Swan, after a complete mental and emotional breakdown. Phil answers the question of whether or not one can take too much LSD every moment of his life.

Morality & Philosophy

Don't be a dick!

person.sexuality

Cis het white dude with very dark skin.

person.gender_identity

He is a man.

Taboos

Being a dick.

Known Languages

Common

Personality

Quotes & Catchphrases

"Call the doctor!"
"It's just a box of rain"

Social

Current Residence

Golden Swan