Appearance

Physical Description

Solid

Body Features

Two arms, two legs, most fingers and toes intact.

Facial Features

Two mostly-working eyes, a nose that could break the world, and dignified wrinkles. Thank you.

Identifying Characteristics

Knuckle-tattoos - pain and hate.

Physical quirks

Slightly bow-legged, smells faintly of horse.

Apparel & Accessories

Armour, shield and sword. Occasionally a tabard from her old merc company. Also cloak.

Specialized Equipment

yes

Special abilities

yes

Mentality

Personal history

yes, i have some. Do not get involved in Amn's exotic spice markets! Sank several thousand gold into import/exports, now being chased by tax collectors and loan sharks. May have incited a riot or two back in the day. Banned from several elvish settlements, reasons unknown (editor's note: seducing high elven ladies away from their husbands not appreciated much). Children+grandchildren everywhere. Also, several mercereny companies - some pay better than others, know your worth, you scamp!
Don't much care for warerdeep but our Sam says our Perkin has gotten hisself (sic) lost down that great big hole in Durnans place - thats what happens when you go and get involved with wizards. Better get a sensible job with the bricklayers or sign up with a decent company and shed a little honest blood- what do you mean I'm rambling?! I'll show you rambling you young whippersnapper! (Editor's note: the transcript ends abruptly here)

Education

some, mostly self-taught. home-schooled till the age of five.

Employment

yes. mostly retired now - mostly.

Accomplishments & Achievements

Read a book, you young whippersnapper. You'll find them there...mostly. Finally learned to knit last year - the long needles came in use for more than just crafts.

Failures & Embarrassments

can't crochet.

Mental Trauma

none, of course. no abandonment issues whatsoever. I do not miss my mother, or Selendra, or... never have and never will. go away.

Intellectual Characteristics

many. not knowing how to crochet is not linked to intelligence at all!

Morality & Philosophy

some, occasionally. When I'm paid to have them. Better that way.

person.sexuality

yes please

person.gender_identity

yes

Taboos

what are those?

Known Languages

yes, two.

Personality

Motivation

grandchildren. and money.

Quotes & Catchphrases

"whippersnapper."
"[incoherent curses]"
"I'll tan your hide"

Savvies & Ineptitudes

yes.
 
 
 
not so good with the staying around, I think. Otherwise perfect.

Likes & Dislikes

likes:grandkids. money.
 
 
 
dislikes:whippersnappers. retirement. tax collectors. city officials. city guards. pencil pushers. bothersome people in general.

Virtues & Personality perks

virtues: not greedy.
 
 
perks: money.

Vices & Personality flaws

vices:unschooled in general. learned in the school of hard knocks.
 
flaws:cannot stand daughters/sons in law (not worthy).

Personality Quirks

yes

Hygiene

yes. bathes at least once a month. the dirt-layer is good for both camoflage and keeping annoying tax collectors at bay.

Social

Birthplace

Faerun

Current Residence

Mobile

Contacts & Relations

many. Sam the sewer technician and the favourite. Perkin - the missing boy (he's forty years old and a accomplished wizard).

Honorary & Occupational Titles

Sarge

Wealth & Financial state

Perhaps but I'm not telling you. You might be a tax collector in disguise.

Family Ties

Many

Religious Views

yes, if you (or your god) pay well enough

Social Aptitude

of course I am a delight

Mannerisms

none, i don't hold truck with such things

Hobbies & Pets

had a horse once, he died. hobbies include fighting for money.

Speech

yes