Just a good ol’ boy, never meanin’ no harm. Beats all you ever saw, been in livin’ up in ‘ha, since the day he was born. (Hillbilly elf ranger)

Hi y’all,
 
I’m LeRoy and this here is Rufus. Cute lil’ feller, ain’t he? I done came from up in a holler near Advent. We’s just a simple folk up there. Just leading the simple life, huntin’ and fishin’ and tradin’ and the like, just like good Corellon intended. Was a good life ‘til Advent fell on hard times. It was those Underdarks that ruined everything. Everything went to shit and I had to find me a way to make some for what the holler don’t provide. That’s why I’m out here looking for work. Planning to make it big, just like my hero, Dale Earnharth. Let me know if you’ve got a way to make some scratch, ’cause I need me some of that.
 
See y’all around,
LeRoy

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