This dashingly handsome, gruff Undead Kennedys fan led a group of miners in a mining base in the hills outside of Okab. When Linus Landstein was passing through and offered to help transmute some of their ore, a band of goblins attacked, causing Linus's experiments to go awry and switch the minds of each miner with each goblin. Eventually, Eugene and his group were (presumably) transformed back into people and allowed to resume their mining.