Hoots Magoo is the ship’s mascot and long-time companion to Commander Faulisitus. He is an awakened parrot who often acts as the Commander’s eyes and ears when she is elsewhere. Hoots likes to play dumb, pretending to be a typical parrot; however, he has trouble holding in puns and one-liners should the opportunity present itself. Once he becomes friends with someone, they will be forced to endure an unending barrage of bad jokes from the bird.