session 2; why, bureaucracy, why
ok. I know the Orzhov are pretty bad. We spend not only our lives, but our entire afterlives, performing empty rituals for gods we absolutely know don't exist. Preserving mad family customs and obeying thousand-years-dead progenitors. And we'll kill, die, enslave, and bring final soul-death to protect our right to be utterly miserable doing those things.
Yet, I'm pretty sure the Azorius have us beat when it comes to tedious, pointless activities. I mean, they have literally created an entire branch of magic just for organizing and filing forms. It's so bad, that they have hundreds of creatures spontaneously born of piles of unfiled paperwork that voluntarily spend their entire existence filing yet more paperwork (and occasionally reproducing in dark corners). I don't even know where to start with this.
And yet, it's another Orzhov that completely ruined my trip there. I mean, did he have to practically run me over with his stupid griffin? And then pretend like it was an accident. I'm sure he knows it doesn't matter. After all, apparently I'm now just a chambermaid. Tomik Vrona, yet another person to grind me underfoot. Or, rather under gryphon-claw. Why would I expect anything else.
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session 1: yes, my life sucks.
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session 2; why, bureaucracy, why
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The major events and journals in Anika's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Anika.
Social
Birthplace
Ravnica 10th District
Current Residence
Enezescu Manor
Contacts & Relations
Although the outside world might see a seal-carrying member of the powerful and fantastically wealthy Enezescu clan, the clan itself knows Anika is essentially worthless. Just another cousin, unfit for breeding, without magical talent or brilliance, and too far from the core family line to be given anything important to do.
But she can't leave, of course. Once an Enezescu (even if you don't carry the family name), always an Enezescu. After all, the patriarch didn't get to the top of the Orzhov guild by letting any assets slip through ghostly fingers.
So find her something to do. How about we make her go rein in another unfortunate Enezescu? A leech on the family finances, a drain on the corporate assets, and an embarrassingly vampiric almost-immortal. (He didn't even have the decency to go ghost when he died.)
We've already dumped that weird loner, Simon, on him, and told Simon to get the finances under control. But Fabio requires more restraint. Simon wasn't enough. Throw Anika at him, see if she can make something out of that mess sometime in the next sixty years. Or so. Who really cares, so long as they doesn't embarrass the family?
Honorary & Occupational Titles
The Honorable
Wealth & Financial state
Technically, she has access to near infinite wealth via her family. In reality, her cousin Simon holds the purse strings on her allowance, and he's a parsimonious tight-ass.
Family Ties
It's way too messy. Definitely not healthy.
Religious Views
Well, her first ancestor is still around after ten-thousand years, a nearly omnescient, omipotent magical ghost with a host of disturbing and unsavory habits. Fortunately for her, bothering to meet Anika would be a waste of his (nearly infinite) time. He does, after all, have thousands of descendants. Some of them are even still around....
Social Aptitude
Highly observant, not very friendly. Occasionally persuasive.
Mannerisms
She wrings her hands, stares at the floor, and glares a lot.