session 1: yes, my life sucks.

Uncle sent me to give Megara a message today. She was just destroying a set of hand painted playing cards. Baldacci, a gift from Uncle Fabio. A very expensive gift. Just because she was bored! And then she wanted me to draw her bath. As if I were a servant! I most certainly am not. That is what the indentured spirits are for. It's not my problem she has trouble getting them to obey. It's because she's so obnoxious. Well, I suppose all the rest of Uncle's pets are even worse....
 
Uncle makes me so angry. He doesn't mean it, I suppose. He just doesn't think. I wonder if he was always like this, or if turning vampire did something to his brain? Hard to say, since he died about two hundred years before I was born.
 
Anyway, he screwed up the finances again. Simon say she has only 50 gold left until the end of the month. That's barely enough for him for a a single day. I'm sure he's going to blow it all at Pivlicino's tonight. Well, most of it. 48 Gold of it anyway. He never thinks about the rest of us. What am I supposed to eat? He has his pets, of course, so he doesn't go hungry.
 
Oh, vapor saints, I supposed I don't either. I have my pay. But it's the principle of the thing, I'm supposed to get room and board and clothing expenses.
 
Anyway, I've been sent on a stupid, wild good chase for him to find Tomik Vrona. Uncle wants to sweeten him for some reason. Law mage... Orzhov... maybe it's one of his debt court cases come up or maybe it's an inter-guild issue. I should find out. Simon should know....
 
I hate Simon. No, really. I really, really hate Simon. I hope he gets spattered with entrail juices tonight at Pivlicino's. I'll have to make sure he's closest to the pit. He had the GALL to claim I can't keep Uncle's spending in line. Well, he's no better! He thinks he can succeed by keeping the money locked up and tracking things in his little ledger books. What a joke. As if paperwork ever stopped Uncle from doing what he wanted. I'm aware of two new lines of credit from last week alone. All the merchants know the Evanescu family will eventually make good.
 
Here's the gate to the Azorius Stronghold. Uncle said Tomik was here for some reason. Gotta go