Ok, so the trip to The Alterious Roadhouse was pretty uneventful. We met a caravan, run by a really nasty, fat, halfling, and the guards told us they had been there and recommended the special services. I could use some of those after this day...
Upon arrival we were greeted by a well dressed stable hand, a very nice specimen of a half orc. I must say I was immediately struck by him, which surprised me a bit, since usually mostly women have that effect on me. I'm not complaining though, since he later was very eager to join me in my bed for the night. And holy shit what a night. That might have been some of the best sex I've ever had, and that's saying something. And the dreams I had after... And I was so horny when I woke up, and even though Gav'kri gladly went a few rounds before breakfast it lasted for hours! There was something weird about the whole thing, though. I've never met a professional so enthusiastic about their work. Even the best whores get an air of boredom after a while. This was something else. Not that I mind, not at all, but Gav'kri offered the next night on him. It's like he couldn't be happier about sleeping with me, and all the others seemed the same. I wonder how he would react if I asked him on a date....