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Sun 30th Oct 2022 11:56

The Meat Code

by Aeldred Ulfwine

The meat bro code begins and ends with respect. Needlessly endangering meat bros at night in a bog is the opposite of such a code. That is why there must be consequences to such actions which includes being left to fend for oneself when drawing the ire of a 80 feet tall, one-eyed troll. Now everyone knows I will snake off when I feel disrespected.
 
Regardless, me and Amos had a nice discussion about his father. Sounds like he was pushed around growing up.
 
We have ventured into the temple and discovered a contraption whose purpose we have not ascertained. Another party has also found the temple and has firebombed the rooms as we leave them. We have also found the inhabitants of the temple. Frog people, bully-wogs I daresay. Vesper desecrated nature and turned one into a skeleton. It was very wrong. My gills will useful in this place. The entity provides.