Mix
-Two pints boiling water
-One pint Zadian Firesnake
-One pint Errebonian Ale
-Half pint Blue Hippogriff Brandy
-Sprinkle smuggled vitrum to taste
-Sprinkle in a couple close calls
Serve in a pressure cooker of a city without attempting to first de-escalate the situation.
Toast to the feckin Boy King, long may he reign.