Expedition 1: Carden's Sorrow

We made our way to Carden after our little foray with the blooze...blooze? Nah thats not good either... I swear I WILL find a suitable name for that thing that nearly killed my Minions. I will say, it was more than I expected...things are not good, and the people are sick, beaten, tired and afraid...but still better than I expected. We quickly found the healer hut and made our way to Minion Healer Hal to see if he could do anything for Minion Willam. Sadly he was a quite a decent healer though entirely holisitic by approach..I thought he was an alchemist and was hoping to aquire a new recipe if possible...but alas his book was some kind of cleric wanna be. I will not deny his skill, by any means just simply not what I expected. He patched up my Minions but sadly could not do anything for Minion Willam....which will not do...We to fix this situation post haste so we may see to Wil.. Minion Willam before it is too late! These Ogres will pay! Or who is in charge of them....This is no way for Minions to act.
 
We did by chance get to see Minion Lord(ed) Sheeran to get some answers but this man was quite hysterical...mind you with good reason...however not entirely helpful. Minion Fynnir had an AMAZING idea that came to fantastic fruition! They opened the book we were given to find these things....but apparently it had something to say...and apparently this lord Minion was wearing the artifact we needed this whole time!!! Its something called La'Das' Pants....apparently they attract Ogres....and thats it. How pointless of an item....I suppose I cannot be a chooser about this for now. Though the name....now that rang a bell
 
La'Das
Kai's best friend, was always palling around with them to keep him out of trouble. Apparently this La'Das was a strong champion of Irori, and it is rumored to be one of the main reasons they both have survived as long as they did.
 
Minion Agnigal managed to convince them to switch pants, VERY smart! I KNEW I had the best minions! Though it seems as though we may have an issue....was that a bell?