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Sun 11th Sep 2022 11:26

The Face-Off of a Lifetime

by Petaluma Pitsniffer

Teeth challenge me, so we had a face-off right there in the middle of a tavern. I had him, then he had me, then I had him again until he had me again. It went on and on like that. Neither of us held anything back. I had him, he had me, I had him... On and on. A crowd started to gather around us. He had me, I had him, he had me... The crowd started chanting. I had him, he had me. The crowd spilled out into the streets. The town was equally divided cheering us on. Eventually, I landed the final blow and got him down! The crowd went wild, and got us both drunk. It was the arm-wrestling match of a lifetime! I really like that guy.