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Petaluma Pitsniffer

Deep Gnome (Far Traveller)
Wild Magic Barbarian 8
85 / 85 HP
STR
20
DEX
15
CON
16
INT
18
WIS
14
CHA
12

A weirdly suspicious and angry little creature.


Sat 17th Sep 2022 03:15

Troubled Waters

by Petaluma Pitsniffer

We took a ferry to Elindo. We found an inn to stay in called, Sea Drake. We knew we had to book passage on a ship so we also went to a pace called, Scurvy Scoundrel. I tried to challenge that captain of The Ebunigbi to an arm wrestling match. If I won, she'd give us free or reduced fare. She didn't go for it but she did agree to take us. Her name's Captain Tafa Arendse. After making those arrangements, I did end up arm wrestling a Goliath. I won! It was a much easier match than the one against Teeth.
 
The next day I bought some water breathing potions for the group. They might come in handy. I also found a healing potion that's supposed to be supreme compared to the regular kind. I don't know if it really is, but I used the group funds to buy it, so I really don't give a shit.
 
A few days into the trip there was a real bad storm. We came through it OK but it pushed us far off course into waters the crew usually avoids. It didn't take long for us to see why they don't come here... We got attacked by a Dragon Turtle. We're probably fucked.

Petaluma's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

  1. The Smell of Things
    03 Feb 2022 11:46:28
  2. The Watcher
    20 Feb 2022 05:40:17
  3. Sarcophagi, Statues, and Sisters
    05 Mar 2022 04:21:36
  4. Anssathhanash the Yuan-Ti Amomination
    14 Mar 2022 01:00:58
  5. The Watcher, For Real This Time
    10 Apr 2022 06:10:59
  6. Smelling Ring
    24 Apr 2022 12:35:18
  7. Dragon
    15 May 2022 08:20:31
  8. I Hate This Place
    10 Jun 2022 09:14:32
  9. My Betrayal of Nac'Kue
    20 Aug 2022 02:35:01
  10. The Face-Off of a Lifetime
    11 Sep 2022 11:26:23
  11. Troubled Waters
    17 Sep 2022 03:15:40

The major events and journals in Petaluma's history, from the beginning to today.

Finishing the Framing

10:43 am - 16.09.2023

Troubled Waters

We took a ferry to Elindo. We found an inn to stay in called, Sea Drake. We knew we had to book passage on a ship so we also went to a pace called, Scurvy Scoundrel. I tried to challenge that captain of The Ebunigbi to an arm wrestling match. If I won, s...

03:15 pm - 17.09.2022

The Face-Off of a Lifetime

Teeth challenge me, so we had a face-off right there in the middle of a tavern. I had him, then he had me, then I had him again until he had me again. It went on and on like that. Neither of us held anything back. I had him, he had me, I had him... On and...

11:26 am - 11.09.2022

My Betrayal of Nac'Kue

Well... I betrayed Nac'kue. I dumped Cypher's ashes in the acid of the baby terask. We couldn't let Asmodious get ahold of them though. No matter what. SO I dumped 'em. I tried to do it without the others seeing so I would be the only one responsible. I d...

02:35 pm - 20.08.2022

I Hate This Place

So my people are being chased out of their homes. Literally. It would be funny but that means they're coming to the surface. I can't escape those damn assholes to save my life. I don't want them here, the towns don't want them here, and they don't want to...

09:14 pm - 10.06.2022

Dragon

So we found ourselves in a new city. There were lots of banners with silver dragons. There was a tower that looked like it was surrounded by clouds... but when Nackue flew to the top of the tower, he saw that the clouds were actually stone. Weird huh? Lon...

08:20 pm - 15.05.2022

Smelling Ring

On our way out of the catacombs, Emalina wanted to see us. She gave us a pretty nice pay day. On our way to the inn, we come across two horned devils and a god damned pit fiend. Fucking Ozzy. Zybnin ended up jumping in on the fight, which was a nice and...

12:35 am - 24.04.2022

The Watcher, For Real This Time

We fought off two more Beholders, then we fell in a hole. Ouch. In the hole, we were greeted by five ghouls. They were pretty creepy, but we got rid of 'em just the same. Freyja, Lanimin, and I went into a room that gave us horrible visions. We saw a ...

06:10 pm - 10.04.2022

Anssathhanash the Yuan-Ti Amomination

Before we get back to Nak'Cue, we decide maybe some health potions would be a good idea. I buy four of the ones that claim to be greater than the originals. I'm not sure how Nak'Cue is doing on potions, so, after we un-statuefy him, I'm going to give one...

01:00 pm - 14.03.2022

Sarcophagi, Statues, and Sisters

So, we're still making our way through the temple catacombs, looking for this Damn Watcher. Mostly there's a whole lotta nothing. Lots of sarcophagi, but that's to be expected. Some are shattered, but most of them are intact. Freaking Lanmin and Amy try t...

04:21 pm - 05.03.2022

The Watcher

So we discover there's a thing called The Watcher and these people want us to kill if for them. I don't know why their problem is our problem, but whatever. Apparently itcan be found in the deep, and it's a minion of something darker nd more powerful. Th...

05:40 pm - 20.02.2022

The Smell of Things

Well, I've been traveling with some new people for a little while now. Strange group. Most of 'em smell OK though, so I'll stick with them for now. They look at me weird when I smell things, but how else am I going to know what to expect. Some of 'em assu...

11:46 pm - 03.02.2022

Finishing the Framing

09:37 pm - 19.12.2021

The Knotted Net

01:40 am - 19.12.2021

The Knotted Net

01:39 am - 19.12.2021

Devilish Assassins and other Miscellany

01:22 am - 19.12.2021

Devilish Assassins and other Miscellany

01:22 am - 19.12.2021

The list of amazing people following the adventures of Petaluma.