Last time I ever try doing anything nice.
I just wanted to eat something that wasn't eggs or onion, is that so much to ask?
Aside from that filthy rat trying to poison us all with its choice of ingredients, it all went so well. But then that bastard had to open his damned mouth!
I am writing this entry with one hand, while with the other I mark his crude excuse for a name into my book of grudges.
We should have left the bastard to rot in the mines.