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Sun 15th Oct 2023 03:41

10/15/23- BBL And Going Into The Passovers

by Jasper

Rocks master started walking for the temples. We take the pussy carpet to the blackthorn house hold. Chad decides not to ride the pussy carpet. Rock wanted poster 10,00 gold. Wanted for black magic. We continue to make our way. Bathwater forges a bond-Chad.
 
-interlude talking back BBL porn stars-
 
On forth to the blackthorn mansion. Rock fuckes with his link black hole. He trys to fist it, unsuccessful. Askes Chad to wear black hole sheet. He looks spooky AF. Rock says Chad looks like a pussy (magic = pussy as per Chad" Black hole sucks in air once placed on the floor. Successful fisting by Rock. Sticks head in hole. All he sees is magical darkness. Rock goes into it. Bag of holding crosses and everything fades out of reality. Bye rock!
Rocks POV- infinite plane o slivery mist and glowing orbs. Just floating in infinity. Moves slowly. Thinking about moving, you can move. Spit into astro plane and spits put items. -Tess un-does this. Rock remembers to take off the bag of holding. Its called a portable hole 10x10 ft. to store things/people in. It sucks like a vacuum.
Rock exits the pussivurse. Organizing bag of holding large items in to the black hole.
Rock gives Jas the folded hole.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Ditty. Rock goes to talk to Daddy blackthorn. Rock asked favor, *gives 2,000 platty bois* asked to use money to feed orphans. *Gives another 1,000*. Chad antagonizes. Rock tells about the kids in the house we bought, take care of them. We get rations and water and put into black hole. Chad, chads. We depart from the Blackthorn residence. Crit fail at a intimidating handshake. Heads to temple of Cadry. In Zadis? Rock asked if there are any mages to transport us magic. We goin on a trip... to the dungeon...one month w/o pussy carpet.
 
A week long journey. 5 days in Chad get belly aches. Chad struggles to shit, but finally comes out the unwish gem. Jas is dumbfounded, without words. Rock is also without words. Chad throws un-wish stone over shoulder. Rock grabs it (wish cloth) and puts in the black hole. Goes to dungon.