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10th of Cerveth

Dead fish people, demon and magic!

by Astera Hanali

Manny, Yosimiti, and Nostradamus needed help. That lady helped out. Shit she has a cape that flys!?! Sweet!
 
"Fast forward through fight scene."
 
Yay, they are all dead!
 
The nasty dead fish people and half human fish people are now going to be added to my beautiful collection of ingredients! I am so excited to make amazing potions with their essence. I need to get off this boat though. What if my concoctions explode? ... again. I promise I won't do that again to you Lefty. Why must everything be so moist? (Cutting into the sirens) Oh that's where their sex organs are. Nasty fish people and their fishy genitalia.
 
...Wait Yosimiti and Nostradamus say what? She a demon? So we kill her before she turns into scary Elrod and flashes into the demon world. I have the exact thing that we need to take her down now.... oh we are not doing that... she's cool... I'm not okay with this because Elrod seemed good at first, then he became worse and wanted us dead. Fine, but she screws up we kill her. She did help us, but I'm still skeptical.
 
What's every one freaking out about?
 
Oh! It's a bird! Should I shoot it or try to be friends? It is flying away from land. What if it wants to die? No poor sad Birdie! Here Birdie!
 
Oh it's a woman. Damn magic confusion. Magic did kill my parents, but what if it was just an evil person. Maybe magic is not so bad. Nostradamus is okay and not evil. Hm... Oh they are talking still. That Aardvark is trying to make deals. I don't think we can make a deal with bird lady. Maybe Bird Lady wants some ale to forget her trouble with her being a crone and bird. That alcohol would make me feel better. She denied my ale... Eh... I only wanted her to drink it mainly so when we killed her at least her insides might be cleaner to perfect my potions from her nastiness. Who knows what she has been eating? Oh now that Austin fellow is offering his baby. Idiot. Well now I have to kill this woman. Somehow. Not now. Not here. My most powerful bombs are fire through... We need off this boat. I promised Zimbo that I wouldn't burn it down.
 
Let's get off this boat! Oh more fish people. I wish I had all my barrels. We could search, save the good life, and burn everything else down. Zestril would be upset though. Oh! Maybe I could talk to Zestril if I can get to a tree. Maybe he could give me guidance or help me in some way. I miss him so dearly. I hope he is well.

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