Letter to Majordomo Wynnemore

Hello Majordomo Wynnemore,

I pray that I have spelled your name correctly. My name is Severus Snake, and I have been tasked as the new Secretarian after the last one retired. I'm not sure if you knew about that, or about myself. I am pleased to collaborate with you and hope that we can grow our business further.

I am writing to you to discuss a few tasks that the board has decided on to increase our revenue and reputation. I hope this letter finds you quickly and that you and your team can accomplish these tasks with great benefit to us all.

1. We would like an intern to do some schmoozing to increase the company’s reputation in our new operating locations. How are we going to do business if no one knows about us?

2. Aakscree is willing to help provide advertising to the area around Riverhaven using our Spelljammer. Super neat ship!

3. The last has been voted on by the board and I hope you are okay with it. We would like to procure some animals for some interesting events. Preferably animals that are strong, agile, and exceptionally durable. Please deliver said animals to Vinnad Humblefoot when you can.

Thanks to Aakscree, I am paying extra to see that you received this letter on the double. Please provide the available services as soon as possible.

I pray that you are well,

Severus Snake,

Secretarian, Z’s LRMD.