Non-Euclidean Library

It's a good day! YES IT IS!
Dear Diary,
today I fought a dragonborn, a mage and some assassins who weren't quite good at their craft in a random warehouse. Still it was a great fight that I enjoyed. Really made a spectacle of it with several caved-in skulls. Me friends did good aswell. I got this stuttering Warlock, bipolar Warlock with gigantism, Warforged pseudo-cleric, a pirate and an Elven Ranger with a long-ass snake. They did their part. It was a spectacular fight.
This knight guy who wanted us to clear that place forgot to tell us there was a damn Lolths Circlet in the warehouse.... so of course i put that thing on me head. Now I am the Chosen One. I can see in the dark and this sexy voice keeps telling me to kill shit. Like I didn't do that for 15 years. It's as common as breakfast by now. The problem is..... that circlet about to murder my ass if I don't do shit for it. Fuck me lol!
So basically we went into this bigass university. They had some guys that could tell us WTF is that circlet about. There were two. One is not available as he is ''on a journey for knowledge''..... fuckin hell. The second one knew jack shit and was stuttering too!!!! Then we went to the library. Like holy shit that place is bigger that the university itself.... fairly sure it's like 4 stories tall and longer and fatter than what the university is supposed to be. Jesus fuck. We found this book I read. It started writing to me so I told it to fuck off. It attacked me so I talked a bit normally. Turns out I am indeed a Chosen One. Lolth do be kinda liking gore it seems. I am supposed to kill that stuttering wrinkly brain that knew next to nothing about the circlet. I got three days.
Very nice.