Dimre Vorpal

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Dimre Vorpal is a member of the Pumpkin Patch Kids and a crewmate aboard the Flumpkin. Despite his initial misgivings towards the group and his self-proclaimed selfishness, Dimre has proven to be an able fighter and a loyal companion (though he would protest this). He is a former agent of the Valenlove Family, having been raised by the crime syndicate since he was very young, before betraying them against his better judgement to join the Pumpkin Patch Kids.

Dimre's Quotes

• "Now that it's self serving, I guess I am okay with it."
• "I wasn't going to live forever anyway, I'm in."
• "Childhood dreams don't often live up to reality, do they?"
• "I was seriously contemplating homicide just to make the snoring stop."
• The Pumpkin Patch Kids... what a stupid name. I always kind of liked it though. It made me feel like I belonged, ya know?"
• "Now I have to deal with the consequences of being considered a good person. Can we go back to me pretending to be a selfish jackass?"
• "Was I cool?"
• "I think I care too much too. Life was a hell of a lot simpler when I didn't."

Trivia

• Dimre Vorpal is an anagram for 'Vampire Lord'
• Dimre has delicate hands
• Dimre cant remember much of his early life.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Dimre has an athletic but lean build. He is missing his right eye as it was cut out by Madame Zorana as Dimre attempted to give the Flumpkin time to escape the city.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Dimre was raised in Kalvasto by the Valenloves, at least as far as he can remember.
Dimre and an accomplice once tried to swindle Morchar, but his compatriot was "turned into paste" by Clancy the Golem.

Kalvasto Campaign - "The Mortalitasi Conspiracy"

Education

Dinre was trained by the Valenlove Family to act as an agent of their bidding. He has also picked up a lot of unorthodox fighting techniques from the backstreets of Kalvasto.
Dimre is proficient in the skill of arcane archery, though he does not remember who taught him, or if he was ever taught at all. He claims that it is 'natural talent', but this claim is dubious at best.

Mental Trauma

Yes.

A half-elf arcane archer with a penchant for trouble. He always tries to look as cool as possible, but often fails; much to his chagrin and Nala's amusement. Dimre tries to hide his crippling self doubt and lack of self worth through humor.

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Alignment

Chaotic Good ("This is incorrect. Who is filling this shit out?" -Dimre"

Current Status

Stay Alive

Current Location

Titansgrave

Currently Boarded Vehicle

The Flumpkin

Species

Half Elf

Other Ethnicities/Cultures

• Kalvastan

Date of Birth

8th of Scholar's Writ

Year of Birth

1157 AOR 22 Years old

Current Residence

Crew Quarters, The Flumpkin

Gender

Male

Height

5'7"

Weight

137 Pounds

Aligned Organization

The Pumpkin Patch Kids

Other Affiliations

• The Valenlove Family

Related Reports

• Kalvasto Session 12 - "Drug up History" - also entitled "Skipping Class"
• Kalvasto Session 13.5 "Fuster Cluck"
• Kalvasto Session 14 "Sketch"
• Kalvasto Session 16 - "Delicate Hands"
• Kalvasto Session 17 "The Fountain" - also entitled "Shatterpoint"
• Kalvasto Session 20 - "Souplex"
• Kalvasto Session 8 - "Trouble at the Docks" - also entitled "Morchar's Marvelous Mastercard"
• Kalvasto Session 9 "Books and Behirs" also entitled "Dinner at Sizzlers"

Known Languages

Common