aventuresAhoy + ingeniousPodcaster
aventuresAhoy [AA] began trolling ingeniousPodcaster [IP]
AA: helo!
IP:?
IP: Hello. MIght I ask for the PuRPose oF you messagIng me?
IP: I do haVe a PodCast to get to
AA: i wana be frends :)
IP: hmmm... I may be able to FullFIll that request, but FIrst I musT ask: do you know of the hemospectrum
AA: the wha?
AA: i cant read that word...
AA: sory :(
IP: hmmm
IP: that Is a problem, Isnt It? Well, let's see what I can do. How about I break It down Into smaller, easIer to understand words
AA: ok!
IP: the hemo sPeCtrum Is the basks of troll society, a class system buIlt upon the color of trolls blood
AA: realy?
AA: like a ranbo! :)
IP: yes, in a way
IP: It's a system In whIch It keeps us pathetically weak lowbloods In our PlaCe, that PlaCe BeIng the Very bottom.
IP: we are bread to be servants and entertaInment for those aboVe us, those who are hIghbloods
AA: wel i think ise prety strong... an smart to! ke tels me al the time im speshl...
IP:your not
IP:the onlY use you Could haVe to a hIghblood Is to be a lusus whIsPerer, or to haVe your blood be used In theIr CoCktaIld and your head used as a beaCh ball.
AA: realy...?
AA: wel ke is a jadblod an he wod nevr hurt me!
IP: jadebloods are mid bloods
IP: they are... In a grey area, whIle they are better then us they arent.. Vastly our suPerIor.
IP: but It Is strange....
IP: eVen IF you Came From beFurus, you should haVe heard of the hemospeCtrum, and IF I'm not mIstaken they stIll teach Kn sIhool...
IP: just are you?
AA: i nevr went to scool! i liv in a forest!
IP: ah, that makes sense.
IP: well, aren't you luCky For meetIng me! I Can teach you a few Important lIFe lessons
AA: but i don wana fel stupid...
AA: i wana lern tho...
IP: dont worrY about FeelIng dumb, I wont talk down to you I PromIse, and you shouldnt Feel ashamed for wantIng to learn the truth
IP: I really must start the stream soon, or else my moraIl mIght become agItated. It's Called the rIChar PodCast, I hoPe to see you there <3
AA: :(
AA: i think i shod tel ke abot this...
IP: ?
IP: well, It's nICe to see that you have already began to share the truth.
AA: i dont no anymor... im sad an cnfused... i dont wana die...
IP: dont worry! my PodCast also.goes.oVer how to best surViVe---
IP: but, I should.note, the hemospeCtrum Is no longer in eFFeCt, sadly
IP: the new queen wanted to haVe a more "PeaCeFull" CIVIlIzatIon. So hIghbloods are less lIkley to kIll you.
IP: but we should stIll strIVe for how It used to be, FOr thIs new goVernment Is not natural!!!!!
AA: if life hapend why wod you wan it gone? shod i jus... die?
IP: no no no, you shouldnt just dIe!
IP: beCuase IF you dIe you wont be any real use to the emPIre!!!
AA: what do i do then..?
IP: well, you Could Probably look Into goIng to sChool, get a job, be a FunCtIonIng member oF soCIety.
AA: but im hapy here...
IP: well sometImes you have to exChange haPPIness For ProduCtIVIty, whICh an troll worth theIr salt should be PerFeCtly Fine wIth doIng
AA: im only two sweps tho!
IP: well that may be true, but when o was your age I was already on podcast 120
IP :anyway, I must be going now, I have people to tall to and podcasts to do. See you there.
IP:?
IP: Hello. MIght I ask for the PuRPose oF you messagIng me?
IP: I do haVe a PodCast to get to
AA: i wana be frends :)
IP: hmmm... I may be able to FullFIll that request, but FIrst I musT ask: do you know of the hemospectrum
AA: the wha?
AA: i cant read that word...
AA: sory :(
IP: hmmm
IP: that Is a problem, Isnt It? Well, let's see what I can do. How about I break It down Into smaller, easIer to understand words
AA: ok!
IP: the hemo sPeCtrum Is the basks of troll society, a class system buIlt upon the color of trolls blood
AA: realy?
AA: like a ranbo! :)
IP: yes, in a way
IP: It's a system In whIch It keeps us pathetically weak lowbloods In our PlaCe, that PlaCe BeIng the Very bottom.
IP: we are bread to be servants and entertaInment for those aboVe us, those who are hIghbloods
AA: wel i think ise prety strong... an smart to! ke tels me al the time im speshl...
IP:your not
IP:the onlY use you Could haVe to a hIghblood Is to be a lusus whIsPerer, or to haVe your blood be used In theIr CoCktaIld and your head used as a beaCh ball.
AA: realy...?
AA: wel ke is a jadblod an he wod nevr hurt me!
IP: jadebloods are mid bloods
IP: they are... In a grey area, whIle they are better then us they arent.. Vastly our suPerIor.
IP: but It Is strange....
IP: eVen IF you Came From beFurus, you should haVe heard of the hemospeCtrum, and IF I'm not mIstaken they stIll teach Kn sIhool...
IP: just are you?
AA: i nevr went to scool! i liv in a forest!
IP: ah, that makes sense.
IP: well, aren't you luCky For meetIng me! I Can teach you a few Important lIFe lessons
AA: but i don wana fel stupid...
AA: i wana lern tho...
IP: dont worrY about FeelIng dumb, I wont talk down to you I PromIse, and you shouldnt Feel ashamed for wantIng to learn the truth
IP: I really must start the stream soon, or else my moraIl mIght become agItated. It's Called the rIChar PodCast, I hoPe to see you there <3
AA: :(
AA: i think i shod tel ke abot this...
IP: ?
IP: well, It's nICe to see that you have already began to share the truth.
AA: i dont no anymor... im sad an cnfused... i dont wana die...
IP: dont worry! my PodCast also.goes.oVer how to best surViVe---
IP: but, I should.note, the hemospeCtrum Is no longer in eFFeCt, sadly
IP: the new queen wanted to haVe a more "PeaCeFull" CIVIlIzatIon. So hIghbloods are less lIkley to kIll you.
IP: but we should stIll strIVe for how It used to be, FOr thIs new goVernment Is not natural!!!!!
AA: if life hapend why wod you wan it gone? shod i jus... die?
IP: no no no, you shouldnt just dIe!
IP: beCuase IF you dIe you wont be any real use to the emPIre!!!
AA: what do i do then..?
IP: well, you Could Probably look Into goIng to sChool, get a job, be a FunCtIonIng member oF soCIety.
AA: but im hapy here...
IP: well sometImes you have to exChange haPPIness For ProduCtIVIty, whICh an troll worth theIr salt should be PerFeCtly Fine wIth doIng
AA: im only two sweps tho!
IP: well that may be true, but when o was your age I was already on podcast 120
IP :anyway, I must be going now, I have people to tall to and podcasts to do. See you there.
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