carcinoGeneticist + crypticPerjurer
crypticPerjurer [CP] has requested to troll carcinoGeneticist [CG]
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
CG: THAT'S A THING YOU CAN DO?
CG: UHH...
CG: THAT'S A THING YOU CAN DO?
CG: UHH...
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started being trolled by crypticPerjurer [CP].
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CP: Just wanted to inform you that most of what I said to Eridan was a lie.
CP: So all of that
CP: "Riding his bulge like I'm a cowboy" stuff was just an attempt at some info
CP: I can't believe you said it like that
CP: Gave me a little chuckle.
CG: HA!
CG: HAHAHAHA!
CG: OH, MAN. I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
CG: NO ONE'S EVER NICE TO HIM. NOT THAT THAT'S ANYONE'S FAULT BUT HIS OWN, THOUGH.
CG: WAIT
CG: YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THIS TO KISS *MY* WASTE CHUTE INSTEAD OF HIS, RIGHT?
CP: No, why would I want to do that?
CP: You don't seem to be a higher up
CP: Unless you are a secret fushica blood or something
CP: Personally, I don't think you
CP: Are one.
CP: You are some type of troll for sure, due to your mannerisms.
CP: And wonderful use of human slang
CP: I'm just telling you because I find you interesting, you seem extremely outspoken. A trait thats rare in most trolls that aren't highbloods. And highbloods rather kill you then speak
CP: Oh, and I just called him a soggy blowhole. heh.
CG: ALRIGHT.
CG: COOL, I GUESS.
CG: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY HUMAN SLANG. I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED.
CG: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'VE BEEN EATING MY OWN ASS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
CP: HJGDSHJF
CP: Say
CP: Don't
CP: Don't say that
CP: Say, I am working hard on understanding human terms
CG: WHAT? WHY NOT, THOUGH?
CP: Don't say that, or someone will want a video.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK
CG: NO, DUDE, YOU CLEARLY DON'T GET IT.
CG: WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE "EATING YOUR OWN ASS", IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN FOCUSING ON SELF-IMPROVEMENT.
CG: MY BUDDY DAVE TAUGHT ME THAT ONE. I GUESS YOU JUST HAVEN'T HEARD IT BEFORE?
CP: Who the fuck told you that
CP: They are so wrong, please don't use that term
CG: ????
CP: Eat your own ass means something way different
CP: The = to that phrase is saying, I have been drinking my own bucket.
CG: ...
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DAVE.
CG: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE HIM.
CP: Please don't resort to killing people. That isn't fun.
CP: oh that was a joke
CP: Sorry, I've been a dank catacomb
CP: Well
CP: Yeah, I've been in a dank catacomb
CP: Dank as in
CP: Wet
CP: Like a cave
CP: not in super cool, mlg sniper noscope, doritos?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CG: YOU'VE LOST ME.
CP: Its not exactly smart to talk about this.
CP: Simple story
CP: Blood on my hands
CP: Violet blood, to be spefic.
CP: Metaphorically, well... not really. There was plenty of blood.
CP: Just not now, its been a week or so?
CP: A violet blood stabbed my brother, (Family, human terms) I fought a bitch
CP: I fought a second person
CP: And now I've got that second person trying to sniff me down like a bloodhound
CP: Or woofbeast, to you.
CP: I'm rambling but
CP: I have no idea why I should trust you, or why I'm trusting you. But Yeah
CP: blood
CP: tons of it
CG: OKAY, WELL
CG: YOU'VE GIVEN ME ALL THIS NEW INFORMATION, WHICH I AM *TRYING* TO PROCESS, BUT MAYBE MY THINKPAN JUST ISN'T WORKING RIGHT NOW?
CG: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I JUST HAD A ROCK THROWN AGAINST THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
CG: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?
CG: I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE IF YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE IN A COLD SWEAT AND DECIDED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT, OR IF YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE AND ARE YOURSELF BLEEDING OUT.
CG: MAYBE IT'S BOTH? FUCK, IT'S PROBABLY BOTH. IT FEELS LIKE BOTH.
CP: I'm okay physically. I mean I'm not dying or bleeding but. Its just the first time since it happened that I actually thought about it.
CP: I killed someone.
CP: A week ago, party. My brother got stabbed by them, and I rushed into save them and it became a fight for my life and his and I.
CP: I've been on auto pilot mode ever since it happened and its the first time I've been able to think.
CP: Gog.
CP: And now I have to hide away from the dead violets blood bodyguard because I beat them in a fight and now they really want to kill me
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: SLOW DOWN, PLEASE.
CG: JEGUS FUCK
CG: THERE'S A VIOLETBLOOD AFTER YOU?
CG: WAIT. AM I AN ACCOMPLICE NOW?
CG: OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
CP: No, because you weren't there
CP: And if I die, the palmhusk wipes itself
CP: Love some troll coding
CP: Yeah, there's a violet blood after me
CG: WELL, SHIT
CG: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, I SUPPOSE.
CG: I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. YOU'RE REALLY DOWN IN THE CATACOMBS? FUCK THAT.
CG: MAYBE STRADDLING ERIDAN'S BULGE A LITTLE LONGER COULD'VE HELPED YOU OUT OF THAT ONE.
CP: Actually, Its not the fighting I'm scared for
CP: I've done it once, I can do it again
CP: Its the consequences of doing so?
CP: I have a feeling I won't be able to run from it for ever?
CP: And honestly, hearing from the person hunting me down. I guess I can die in clown church?
CP: Clown church?
CP: I've always wondered about that
CG: OKAY, LOOK. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.
CG: WHICH, ADMITTEDLY, ISN'T MUCH, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
CG: I DON'T KNOW YOU. AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
CG: I GET WANTING TO FIND CONNECTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS OF LIFE. IT MAKES SENSE, I CAN EMPATHISE.
CG: BUT I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TURNING MY DIALS TO ALL SORTS OF CRAZY VALUES, AND I NEED SOME TIME TO RE-CALIBRATE BEFORE I BLOW OUT THE SPEAKERS, YA DIG?
CG: FUCK, THAT WAS THE MOST "DAVE" THING I'VE EVER SAID. I HATE MYSELF.
CP: Dave sounds like a funny fellow
CP: and I get it, I'm unloading all of my problems on you which isn't exactly fair to you.
CP: Well, I'm sorry for putting all of this on you
CG: IT'S FINE. I'M USED TO IT. THOUGH USUALLY IT'S RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS I HAVE TO BARE THE BURDEN OF.
CG: THIS WAS... DIFFERENT.
CG: I WISH YOU LUCK IN NOT BEING PULVERISED BY THAT VIOLETBLOOD. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.
CG: IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE IN A FEW DAYS, JUST
CG: LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
CP: I will, and thanks
CP: Just wanted to inform you that most of what I said to Eridan was a lie.
CP: So all of that
CP: "Riding his bulge like I'm a cowboy" stuff was just an attempt at some info
CP: I can't believe you said it like that
CP: Gave me a little chuckle.
CG: HA!
CG: HAHAHAHA!
CG: OH, MAN. I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
CG: NO ONE'S EVER NICE TO HIM. NOT THAT THAT'S ANYONE'S FAULT BUT HIS OWN, THOUGH.
CG: WAIT
CG: YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THIS TO KISS *MY* WASTE CHUTE INSTEAD OF HIS, RIGHT?
CP: No, why would I want to do that?
CP: You don't seem to be a higher up
CP: Unless you are a secret fushica blood or something
CP: Personally, I don't think you
CP: Are one.
CP: You are some type of troll for sure, due to your mannerisms.
CP: And wonderful use of human slang
CP: I'm just telling you because I find you interesting, you seem extremely outspoken. A trait thats rare in most trolls that aren't highbloods. And highbloods rather kill you then speak
CP: Oh, and I just called him a soggy blowhole. heh.
CG: ALRIGHT.
CG: COOL, I GUESS.
CG: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY HUMAN SLANG. I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED.
CG: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'VE BEEN EATING MY OWN ASS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
CP: HJGDSHJF
CP: Say
CP: Don't
CP: Don't say that
CP: Say, I am working hard on understanding human terms
CG: WHAT? WHY NOT, THOUGH?
CP: Don't say that, or someone will want a video.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK
CG: NO, DUDE, YOU CLEARLY DON'T GET IT.
CG: WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE "EATING YOUR OWN ASS", IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN FOCUSING ON SELF-IMPROVEMENT.
CG: MY BUDDY DAVE TAUGHT ME THAT ONE. I GUESS YOU JUST HAVEN'T HEARD IT BEFORE?
CP: Who the fuck told you that
CP: They are so wrong, please don't use that term
CG: ????
CP: Eat your own ass means something way different
CP: The = to that phrase is saying, I have been drinking my own bucket.
CG: ...
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DAVE.
CG: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE HIM.
CP: Please don't resort to killing people. That isn't fun.
CP: oh that was a joke
CP: Sorry, I've been a dank catacomb
CP: Well
CP: Yeah, I've been in a dank catacomb
CP: Dank as in
CP: Wet
CP: Like a cave
CP: not in super cool, mlg sniper noscope, doritos?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CG: YOU'VE LOST ME.
CP: Its not exactly smart to talk about this.
CP: Simple story
CP: Blood on my hands
CP: Violet blood, to be spefic.
CP: Metaphorically, well... not really. There was plenty of blood.
CP: Just not now, its been a week or so?
CP: A violet blood stabbed my brother, (Family, human terms) I fought a bitch
CP: I fought a second person
CP: And now I've got that second person trying to sniff me down like a bloodhound
CP: Or woofbeast, to you.
CP: I'm rambling but
CP: I have no idea why I should trust you, or why I'm trusting you. But Yeah
CP: blood
CP: tons of it
CG: OKAY, WELL
CG: YOU'VE GIVEN ME ALL THIS NEW INFORMATION, WHICH I AM *TRYING* TO PROCESS, BUT MAYBE MY THINKPAN JUST ISN'T WORKING RIGHT NOW?
CG: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I JUST HAD A ROCK THROWN AGAINST THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
CG: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?
CG: I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE IF YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE IN A COLD SWEAT AND DECIDED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT, OR IF YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE AND ARE YOURSELF BLEEDING OUT.
CG: MAYBE IT'S BOTH? FUCK, IT'S PROBABLY BOTH. IT FEELS LIKE BOTH.
CP: I'm okay physically. I mean I'm not dying or bleeding but. Its just the first time since it happened that I actually thought about it.
CP: I killed someone.
CP: A week ago, party. My brother got stabbed by them, and I rushed into save them and it became a fight for my life and his and I.
CP: I've been on auto pilot mode ever since it happened and its the first time I've been able to think.
CP: Gog.
CP: And now I have to hide away from the dead violets blood bodyguard because I beat them in a fight and now they really want to kill me
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: SLOW DOWN, PLEASE.
CG: JEGUS FUCK
CG: THERE'S A VIOLETBLOOD AFTER YOU?
CG: WAIT. AM I AN ACCOMPLICE NOW?
CG: OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
CP: No, because you weren't there
CP: And if I die, the palmhusk wipes itself
CP: Love some troll coding
CP: Yeah, there's a violet blood after me
CG: WELL, SHIT
CG: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, I SUPPOSE.
CG: I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. YOU'RE REALLY DOWN IN THE CATACOMBS? FUCK THAT.
CG: MAYBE STRADDLING ERIDAN'S BULGE A LITTLE LONGER COULD'VE HELPED YOU OUT OF THAT ONE.
CP: Actually, Its not the fighting I'm scared for
CP: I've done it once, I can do it again
CP: Its the consequences of doing so?
CP: I have a feeling I won't be able to run from it for ever?
CP: And honestly, hearing from the person hunting me down. I guess I can die in clown church?
CP: Clown church?
CP: I've always wondered about that
CG: OKAY, LOOK. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.
CG: WHICH, ADMITTEDLY, ISN'T MUCH, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
CG: I DON'T KNOW YOU. AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
CG: I GET WANTING TO FIND CONNECTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS OF LIFE. IT MAKES SENSE, I CAN EMPATHISE.
CG: BUT I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TURNING MY DIALS TO ALL SORTS OF CRAZY VALUES, AND I NEED SOME TIME TO RE-CALIBRATE BEFORE I BLOW OUT THE SPEAKERS, YA DIG?
CG: FUCK, THAT WAS THE MOST "DAVE" THING I'VE EVER SAID. I HATE MYSELF.
CP: Dave sounds like a funny fellow
CP: and I get it, I'm unloading all of my problems on you which isn't exactly fair to you.
CP: Well, I'm sorry for putting all of this on you
CG: IT'S FINE. I'M USED TO IT. THOUGH USUALLY IT'S RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS I HAVE TO BARE THE BURDEN OF.
CG: THIS WAS... DIFFERENT.
CG: I WISH YOU LUCK IN NOT BEING PULVERISED BY THAT VIOLETBLOOD. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.
CG: IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE IN A FEW DAYS, JUST
CG: LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
CP: I will, and thanks
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has ceased trolling crypticPerjurer [CP].
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