carcinoGeneticist + notoriousVisionary
notoriousVisionary [NV] has begun trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
NV: heey maan yoouuree friieends wiith caa riight?
CG: OH GOD. IT'S *YOU*. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
CG: YEAH, I GUESS WE'RE FRIENDS.
CG: WHY?
NV: heeh heeh heeh yeeaah iit mee
NV: liikee whaat kiindaa stuuff piisses hiim ooff?
CG: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
CG: YOU'RE *SERIOUSLY* ASKING ME TO HAND YOU AMMUNITION TO BERATE HIM WITH?
CG: HE MAY BE A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT HE'S MY FRIEND. SO NO.
CG: FUCK OFF.
NV: noo maan noot liikee aannooys hiim
CG: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CG: AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?
NV: uuh.. fuuck maan ii doont knoow thiis waas aa baad iideeaa aanywaay
NV: juust foorgeet ii aaskeed iim aan iidiioot
CG: OKAY?
CG: I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, DUDE.
CG: ARE YOU HIGH OR SOMETHING?
CG: UGH. I ALMOST FEEL *BAD* FOR YOU NOW. AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU KNOW?
CG: BUT, FINE. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT PISSES HIM OFF? HERE.
CG: MOST PEOPLE PISS HIM OFF BY VIRTUE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.
CG: HE'S INCREDIBLY CASTEIST AND BIGOTED. AND HE GETS ALL PISSY WHEN PEOPLE QUESTION HIS AUTHORITY.
CG: HE HAS TROUBLE EMPATHISING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY THOSE LOWER THAN HIM ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.
CG: HE'S SPOILED AND EXPECTS EVERYTHING TO BE HANDED TO HIM. IT'S HIS FAULT, BUT ALSO THE FAULT OF OUR SOCIETY.
CG: JUST FUCKING, DON'T PICK ON HIM FOR ALL THIS LIKE A WRIGGLER, OKAY? ALL IT'LL DO WILL MAKE HIM MORE ANGRY AT THE WORLD, AND MORE LIKELY TO SNAP.
CG: AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. HE DESERVES BETTER. WE ALL DO.
CG: GOD.
CG: WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN *SAY* ANY OF THAT?
CG: I GUESS THE ANTICIPATION OF SEEING ANOTHER PERSON IS REALLY GETTING TO ME. BEING OUTSIDE FUCKS WITH YOUR HEAD, YOU KNOW?
CG: AGH. I SHOULD SHUT UP. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY.
CG: YUP. SHUTTING UP NOW. YOU TELL HIM I SAID ANY OF THIS, AND I'LL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOU.
NV: thaats too muuch too reeaad maan buut yeeaah maan ii geet yaa oon thee fuucks wiith yoouur heeaad stuuff thaats proolly whaats goot mee aall fuuckiin stuupiid ooveer thiis
CG: SERIOUSLY? I TYPED THAT ALL OUT, AND YOU DON'T EVEN *CARE* ENOUGH TO READ IT?
CG: UGH. WHATEVER. I GUESS THAT'S A RELIEF.
CG: I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T READ IT, ANYWAY.
CG: IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY, I HAVE SOMEONE I NEED TO SEE. SOMEONE WHO'S SLIGHTLY MORE AMICABLE THAN YOU. AND A LOT LESS INSUFFERABLE.
NV: yeeaah maan why woouuld ii reeaad whaat yoouu saaiid wheen ii caamee aaskiing foor aadviice lool
NV: haavee fuun maan
CG: OH GOD. IT'S *YOU*. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
CG: YEAH, I GUESS WE'RE FRIENDS.
CG: WHY?
NV: heeh heeh heeh yeeaah iit mee
NV: liikee whaat kiindaa stuuff piisses hiim ooff?
CG: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
CG: YOU'RE *SERIOUSLY* ASKING ME TO HAND YOU AMMUNITION TO BERATE HIM WITH?
CG: HE MAY BE A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT HE'S MY FRIEND. SO NO.
CG: FUCK OFF.
NV: noo maan noot liikee aannooys hiim
CG: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CG: AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?
NV: uuh.. fuuck maan ii doont knoow thiis waas aa baad iideeaa aanywaay
NV: juust foorgeet ii aaskeed iim aan iidiioot
CG: OKAY?
CG: I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, DUDE.
CG: ARE YOU HIGH OR SOMETHING?
CG: UGH. I ALMOST FEEL *BAD* FOR YOU NOW. AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU KNOW?
CG: BUT, FINE. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT PISSES HIM OFF? HERE.
CG: MOST PEOPLE PISS HIM OFF BY VIRTUE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.
CG: HE'S INCREDIBLY CASTEIST AND BIGOTED. AND HE GETS ALL PISSY WHEN PEOPLE QUESTION HIS AUTHORITY.
CG: HE HAS TROUBLE EMPATHISING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY THOSE LOWER THAN HIM ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.
CG: HE'S SPOILED AND EXPECTS EVERYTHING TO BE HANDED TO HIM. IT'S HIS FAULT, BUT ALSO THE FAULT OF OUR SOCIETY.
CG: JUST FUCKING, DON'T PICK ON HIM FOR ALL THIS LIKE A WRIGGLER, OKAY? ALL IT'LL DO WILL MAKE HIM MORE ANGRY AT THE WORLD, AND MORE LIKELY TO SNAP.
CG: AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. HE DESERVES BETTER. WE ALL DO.
CG: GOD.
CG: WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN *SAY* ANY OF THAT?
CG: I GUESS THE ANTICIPATION OF SEEING ANOTHER PERSON IS REALLY GETTING TO ME. BEING OUTSIDE FUCKS WITH YOUR HEAD, YOU KNOW?
CG: AGH. I SHOULD SHUT UP. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY.
CG: YUP. SHUTTING UP NOW. YOU TELL HIM I SAID ANY OF THIS, AND I'LL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOU.
NV: thaats too muuch too reeaad maan buut yeeaah maan ii geet yaa oon thee fuucks wiith yoouur heeaad stuuff thaats proolly whaats goot mee aall fuuckiin stuupiid ooveer thiis
CG: SERIOUSLY? I TYPED THAT ALL OUT, AND YOU DON'T EVEN *CARE* ENOUGH TO READ IT?
CG: UGH. WHATEVER. I GUESS THAT'S A RELIEF.
CG: I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T READ IT, ANYWAY.
CG: IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY, I HAVE SOMEONE I NEED TO SEE. SOMEONE WHO'S SLIGHTLY MORE AMICABLE THAN YOU. AND A LOT LESS INSUFFERABLE.
NV: yeeaah maan why woouuld ii reeaad whaat yoouu saaiid wheen ii caamee aaskiing foor aadviice lool
NV: haavee fuun maan
notoriousVisionary [NV] has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
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