PM1 pt.06} Is this thing on?
unruffledDuelist [UD] has begun to respond to the memo.
UD: As much as I don't want to spend time on here/ I need info/ so someone cough it up/
categoricalSavant [CS] has started responding to memo.
CS: Iz dhe invormadion you need medical in nadure, berchance?
UD: No/ more of/ looking for someone so I can give you someone to work you medical knowledge on/
UD: After I'm done with them/
CS: Are you zure? You mendioned caujhinj. Am I do azzume you are breadhij well dhen?
UD: Cough it up/ as in/ give me the info/
CS: I zee, radher unvordunade bhrazinj. I would nod be very inclined do wand zomedhijn dhad waz caujhed ub. Odher dhan vor medical reazonz, ov courze. Berhabz do zdudy.
CS: Ad any rade, berhabz mendion whad you wand coujhed on virzd zo dhad I don'd jed my hobez ub dhinkinj an inderezdinj converzadion iz on dhe horizon.
UD: Ugh/
CS: Yez, I veel we are vinally in ajreemend on zomedhinj.
CS: I will leave and led you jed your invormadion vrom dhoze who may know id, I zubboze. I azzume dhe brober bardinj jreadinj iz 'jood luck'? Dheze zocial dhinjz are nod my inderezd, ad any rade. Jood day.
UD: No/ more of/ looking for someone so I can give you someone to work you medical knowledge on/
UD: After I'm done with them/
CS: Are you zure? You mendioned caujhinj. Am I do azzume you are breadhij well dhen?
UD: Cough it up/ as in/ give me the info/
CS: I zee, radher unvordunade bhrazinj. I would nod be very inclined do wand zomedhijn dhad waz caujhed ub. Odher dhan vor medical reazonz, ov courze. Berhabz do zdudy.
CS: Ad any rade, berhabz mendion whad you wand coujhed on virzd zo dhad I don'd jed my hobez ub dhinkinj an inderezdinj converzadion iz on dhe horizon.
UD: Ugh/
CS: Yez, I veel we are vinally in ajreemend on zomedhinj.
CS: I will leave and led you jed your invormadion vrom dhoze who may know id, I zubboze. I azzume dhe brober bardinj jreadinj iz 'jood luck'? Dheze zocial dhinjz are nod my inderezd, ad any rade. Jood day.
categoricalSavant [CS] has ceased responding to memo.
UD: Damn it/
UD: I should of asked them if they've seen him/
UD: Ugh/
AP: annnd fell asleep with this thing on still
AP: what is going on
UD: I should of asked them if they've seen him/
UD: Ugh/
AP: annnd fell asleep with this thing on still
AP: what is going on
dioramicSpectacle [DS] began responding to the memo.
DS: DId I even get this palmhusk working? CAn anyone see this?
AP: uh yep
AP: we can all see you
AP: well if anyone else is still here and kickin that it
DS: OH, good. ANd, uh, who are you actually?
UD: We can see it/
AP: hey fuck off it's non of your buisness
AP: it's a fucking memo I ain't giving you my personal information
DS: FAir point.
AP: yeah I know it is
DS: DId this memo even have a point to begin with? REading literally everything that happened before this sounds like the least amount of fun I could possibly have.
AP: I don't know dude it's for people to talk and shit
AP: If you're gonna be a fucking bummer why don't you just log off
DS: JUst checking in to see if this palmhusk works, didn't know the memo was being policed.
AP: yeah well I didn't know I was going to have to encounter a complete fucking idiot
UD: damn/ so sad/
DS: YOu were pretty quick with the punch, there, is this what you spend your time doing?
AP: I was pretty quick with the punch because I say it how I see it
AP: and what I see is a trashy idiot annoying me
DS: SUre, dodge the question.
AP: okay fine you want an answer to your question
AP: I don't spend ALL my time doing it
AP: I just have a natural talent and have to use it sometimes
DS: DO teach me your secrets, o wise one.
AP: fuck off you don't get to know
AP: I only teach interesting people
AG: God, AP, you are so 8ORING. You're all 8ark and no 8ite. A 8itch without a cause. I take it your lusus didn't pick you up enough as a gru8.
AG: Watching you desper8tely try to put others down just so you can feel 8etter a8out yourself hurts!
AG: Hurts so much, in fact, that I'm worried I may 8e scarred for life just from reading your whiny little out8urst. Thanks for that! Nookwipe.
AG: Really, you should direct your anger inward. I'm sure you taking on a more self-destructive outlook would 8e gr8 for the planet as a whole. At least then we wouldn't have to listen to your shit. One can dream.
DS: OH, yikes, and who are you?
AP: I'm the bitch? HA that's funny why don't you take a look in the fucking mirror
AP: I don't do this to feel better about myself I do this BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
AG: Oh, yes. It's hilarious. Truly, you are a comedic genius. Way ahead of your time.
AG: I mean it! The way you effortlessly spout excuses for your a8horrent personality really cracks me up. 8ravo!
AG: As for who I am........ That depends. :::;)
AP: First off it's not for you to find funny like I give a shit if you're entertained
AP: second it's not an excuse it's just the truth
AG: Yaaaaaaaawn. Do you have any new material? I'm getting kind of tired of this "8itchy unaware loser" schtick.
AP: don't give a fuck if you're entertained still sorry
AP: Unaware is the wrong word
AP: should be not caring
AG: Eeeeeeeeh. Pretending you don't care when you o8viously do is SO overdone. 8e original.
AG: 8ut yes, "unaware" is the wrong word when it comes to referring to yourself. You can use whatever you'd like and we'll all just laugh at you from up here, sound good?
AP: Lol
AP: belive whatever you want to belive I fucking guess
AP: I have to go
AP: uh yep
AP: we can all see you
AP: well if anyone else is still here and kickin that it
DS: OH, good. ANd, uh, who are you actually?
UD: We can see it/
AP: hey fuck off it's non of your buisness
AP: it's a fucking memo I ain't giving you my personal information
DS: FAir point.
AP: yeah I know it is
DS: DId this memo even have a point to begin with? REading literally everything that happened before this sounds like the least amount of fun I could possibly have.
AP: I don't know dude it's for people to talk and shit
AP: If you're gonna be a fucking bummer why don't you just log off
DS: JUst checking in to see if this palmhusk works, didn't know the memo was being policed.
AP: yeah well I didn't know I was going to have to encounter a complete fucking idiot
UD: damn/ so sad/
DS: YOu were pretty quick with the punch, there, is this what you spend your time doing?
AP: I was pretty quick with the punch because I say it how I see it
AP: and what I see is a trashy idiot annoying me
DS: SUre, dodge the question.
AP: okay fine you want an answer to your question
AP: I don't spend ALL my time doing it
AP: I just have a natural talent and have to use it sometimes
DS: DO teach me your secrets, o wise one.
AP: fuck off you don't get to know
AP: I only teach interesting people
AG: God, AP, you are so 8ORING. You're all 8ark and no 8ite. A 8itch without a cause. I take it your lusus didn't pick you up enough as a gru8.
AG: Watching you desper8tely try to put others down just so you can feel 8etter a8out yourself hurts!
AG: Hurts so much, in fact, that I'm worried I may 8e scarred for life just from reading your whiny little out8urst. Thanks for that! Nookwipe.
AG: Really, you should direct your anger inward. I'm sure you taking on a more self-destructive outlook would 8e gr8 for the planet as a whole. At least then we wouldn't have to listen to your shit. One can dream.
DS: OH, yikes, and who are you?
AP: I'm the bitch? HA that's funny why don't you take a look in the fucking mirror
AP: I don't do this to feel better about myself I do this BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
AG: Oh, yes. It's hilarious. Truly, you are a comedic genius. Way ahead of your time.
AG: I mean it! The way you effortlessly spout excuses for your a8horrent personality really cracks me up. 8ravo!
AG: As for who I am........ That depends. :::;)
AP: First off it's not for you to find funny like I give a shit if you're entertained
AP: second it's not an excuse it's just the truth
AG: Yaaaaaaaawn. Do you have any new material? I'm getting kind of tired of this "8itchy unaware loser" schtick.
AP: don't give a fuck if you're entertained still sorry
AP: Unaware is the wrong word
AP: should be not caring
AG: Eeeeeeeeh. Pretending you don't care when you o8viously do is SO overdone. 8e original.
AG: 8ut yes, "unaware" is the wrong word when it comes to referring to yourself. You can use whatever you'd like and we'll all just laugh at you from up here, sound good?
AP: Lol
AP: belive whatever you want to belive I fucking guess
AP: I have to go
ardentPersuasion [AP] has ceased responding to the memo
AG: Yeesh. I could taste her tears through the screen. Lol.
AG: Anyway, you're all welcome.
DS: WEll. ALright then. SUre, thanks.
AG: So what's YOUR deal, goldie? Any particular reason you've wandered into this 8attlefield? Or are you just here to see the show? ::::)
DS: DIpping my toes in, at best. JUst got this palmhusk fixed for the most part, and I don't have much to be doing right now. ANd yourself? SImply an ardent defender of the poor and miserable? A Bully's bully?
AG: Ha! Something like that.
AG: Just had to defend my throne as the queen of 8itches, I suppose. AP was making us all look 8ad. And not in a good way.
AG: Well, consider this your official welcome to Hell! You'll find all manner of hoof8eastshit rearing its ugly head here. It's quite the display.
DS: SOunds about right. THis palmhusk is meant for work, see, and I've only gotten it tweaked recently to be able to do anything else. SUch as reach this memo.
AG: You can't just, like, 8uy another one that isn't locked out of the useful stuff?
DS: WHat's the point of carrying around two palmhusks? IT's just more weight, and another thing to lose.
AG: You could turn off your leisure one when you're on the jo8. M8ke yourself more relia8le.
DS: THat's the second thing, I'm practically always on the job. OR waiting for a call, to then be on the job. IT's jobs all the way down. I'M working right now, even.
AG: Sounds misera8le. Is it even worth it at that point????????
AG: 8etter to 8e your own 8oss. Make your own hours. I'd h8 to have to w8 for someone else to decide my f8 for me. I'm too imp8tient for that.
UD: Hello/ I'm back
DS: TRust me, this is very... HAnds off. THe specificities change, but time-sensitivity is hardly an issue. MOst of the time, at least. ANd we have someone new here, by the looks of it.
AG: Seems so. Welcome 8ack, I guess.
UD: So/ who even created this memo/ I wonder/
DS: I Tried to ask, didn't get much of an answer. HArdly seems worth the effort to find out.
UD: True/ its just a little thing we will never figure out/
AG: I've never considered it. Always assumed it was set up 8y Trollians moder8tion team, or something.
DS: KNow what, fine, I'll go on the marathon scroll back to the very beginning. AG's probably right though, about it being a mod thing.
UD: Yeah/ you are right there/
AG: Have fun with that. There's 8een some serious 8loodshed in here these past few weeks. Lol.
UD: What happened/
UD: The mention of bloodshed sparks my interest/
AG: Oh, you know.
AG: Arguments. Putdowns. Rants.
AG: ........ Possi8le 8lack flirting.
AG: 8ut that last 8it is de88ta8le. So shut up.
UD: That sounds normal/
AG: Anyway, you're all welcome.
DS: WEll. ALright then. SUre, thanks.
AG: So what's YOUR deal, goldie? Any particular reason you've wandered into this 8attlefield? Or are you just here to see the show? ::::)
DS: DIpping my toes in, at best. JUst got this palmhusk fixed for the most part, and I don't have much to be doing right now. ANd yourself? SImply an ardent defender of the poor and miserable? A Bully's bully?
AG: Ha! Something like that.
AG: Just had to defend my throne as the queen of 8itches, I suppose. AP was making us all look 8ad. And not in a good way.
AG: Well, consider this your official welcome to Hell! You'll find all manner of hoof8eastshit rearing its ugly head here. It's quite the display.
DS: SOunds about right. THis palmhusk is meant for work, see, and I've only gotten it tweaked recently to be able to do anything else. SUch as reach this memo.
AG: You can't just, like, 8uy another one that isn't locked out of the useful stuff?
DS: WHat's the point of carrying around two palmhusks? IT's just more weight, and another thing to lose.
AG: You could turn off your leisure one when you're on the jo8. M8ke yourself more relia8le.
DS: THat's the second thing, I'm practically always on the job. OR waiting for a call, to then be on the job. IT's jobs all the way down. I'M working right now, even.
AG: Sounds misera8le. Is it even worth it at that point????????
AG: 8etter to 8e your own 8oss. Make your own hours. I'd h8 to have to w8 for someone else to decide my f8 for me. I'm too imp8tient for that.
UD: Hello/ I'm back
DS: TRust me, this is very... HAnds off. THe specificities change, but time-sensitivity is hardly an issue. MOst of the time, at least. ANd we have someone new here, by the looks of it.
AG: Seems so. Welcome 8ack, I guess.
UD: So/ who even created this memo/ I wonder/
DS: I Tried to ask, didn't get much of an answer. HArdly seems worth the effort to find out.
UD: True/ its just a little thing we will never figure out/
AG: I've never considered it. Always assumed it was set up 8y Trollians moder8tion team, or something.
DS: KNow what, fine, I'll go on the marathon scroll back to the very beginning. AG's probably right though, about it being a mod thing.
UD: Yeah/ you are right there/
AG: Have fun with that. There's 8een some serious 8loodshed in here these past few weeks. Lol.
UD: What happened/
UD: The mention of bloodshed sparks my interest/
AG: Oh, you know.
AG: Arguments. Putdowns. Rants.
AG: ........ Possi8le 8lack flirting.
AG: 8ut that last 8it is de88ta8le. So shut up.
UD: That sounds normal/
crypticPerjurer [CP] has joined the memo.
CP: Hello, I saw I got a invite here.
DS: EVen more people. ANyway, I scrolled back, and it is just an open memo.
CP: Someone sent me it, so I'm assuming they just wanted me to see this.
DS: EVen more people. ANyway, I scrolled back, and it is just an open memo.
CP: Someone sent me it, so I'm assuming they just wanted me to see this.
bigtopWindup [BW] has started responding to memo.
BW: dID sOMEoNE sAY bLOODsHED?!
DS: IT just keeps getting busier in here.
CP: That's what happens in public memos
BW: oI! dUElIST!
BW: yOU wANT a fUCkIN tUSsLE?!
UD: Yes/ I could easily win/
BW: hA!
BW: hAhAhAhA!
BW: i lIKE yOUR mOxY, mATE!
BW: wHAT dO yOU tHINK oF tHE cARnIvAL?!
UD: I have dueled honorably with a couple of you before/ I hate the way purple blood stains my clothes/
UD: Though/ I have to say/ They all are very good fighters/
UD: Their skill is quite legendary/ even though they are quite/ not so friendly/
BW: hAA! bLOODsTAINS aRE gREAT! yOUVE gOTtA wEAR tHEM lIKE aRMOUR!
BW: fUCK hOnOUR, tHOUGH! yOURE gONnA pUT mE tO sLEEP wITH tHAT sHIT!
BW: rULES aRE fOR pANsIES! yOU sHOULD fIGHT tOOTH aND cLAW! oR nOT aT aLL!
UD: Wheres the fun in that/ No rules mean that one of the fighters can bring a ray gun and kill the other in an instant/ Thats too fast/
UD: I like to see the look in my foes eyes as they slowly realize they lost in a equal fight/
BW: hAAhAA! a fIGHT cAN bE fAIR wITHoUT hAvING rULES! jUST tAKE evERyoNES wEApONS aWaY!
BW: aLL yOU nEED iS yOUR fISTS aND yOUR tEETH! hAAhAAHAA!
UD: Heh/ Thats fun/
UD: You are right/
BW: fUCK yEAH mATE! i kNEW yOUD cOME aROUND! hAAhAA!
BW: yOU sHOULD sWING bY tHE vANdALS cARnIvAL sOMEtIME! wE cOULD uSE fRESH mEAT lIKE yOU!
BW: eVER bASH sOMEoNES hEAD iN wITH a rOCK?!
UD: Actually/ yes/
BW: hAA! i lIKE yOU!
BW: gO oN, tHEN! tELL tHE stORY! hAAhAA! *<|o)
UD: It was a fight with a violet blood/ He had talked about my clients horns and said they were small/ A insult that my client didn't like so much/ He ordered me to go and fight this duel for him/ I did and the bastard I was fighting knocked my blade out of my hand/ So I grabbed this brick sized stone and slammed it into his hand/ Knocked the bastards trident out of it/ hit him in the head/ brought him down/ then just/ slammed it into him/ again/ and again/
UD: It was/ fun/
UD: The gurgling sounds the guy made/ like music to the ears/
BW: hAAhAAhAA! yES! yOURE a fUCkIN pSYcHO! i lOVE iT! *<|oD
BW: wE nEED yOU tO cOME pERfORM sOMEtIME!
UD: Sadly/ I am on hunt/ But I will keep your offer in mind/
UD: Actually/ I'm looking for a human/
UD: Client wants them dead/ you know the jist/
UD: Brown hair/ about 5 7/ glasses/
BW: fUCK, mATE! tHAT cOULD bE aNY oLD hUmAN!
BW: wHY?! wHATd tHEY dO?!
UD: Killed a violet blood/ That violet blood being the matesprite of my client/
BW: a hUmAN kILlED a vIOlET?! nOT bAD!
UD: Impressive/ So I suspect a good fight/
BW: yOU sHOULD bRING tHEM tO tHE cARnIvAL! tHE rEvElING tHRONG wOULD eAT tHAT sHIT uP! hAAhAA!
UD: My client wants me to kill them in front of a crowd/ But they told me that it had to be a fair fight and it had to be a one on one/
BW: fUCK yEAH! fAIR fIGHT, oNE oN oNE, nO rULES! *<|o)
UD: I can't wait to stick the fucker like a oinkbeast/
BW: rOUGH eM uP rEAL gOOD! i hOPE iTS a cLOSE fIGHT! aND i hOPE i cAN wATCH! hAAhAA!
BW: anYwAY! sHOWS sTARtING sOON! sTAY bLOOdY, dUELlIE! *<|o)
UD: And may your axe stay sharp/
DS: IT just keeps getting busier in here.
CP: That's what happens in public memos
BW: oI! dUElIST!
BW: yOU wANT a fUCkIN tUSsLE?!
UD: Yes/ I could easily win/
BW: hA!
BW: hAhAhAhA!
BW: i lIKE yOUR mOxY, mATE!
BW: wHAT dO yOU tHINK oF tHE cARnIvAL?!
UD: I have dueled honorably with a couple of you before/ I hate the way purple blood stains my clothes/
UD: Though/ I have to say/ They all are very good fighters/
UD: Their skill is quite legendary/ even though they are quite/ not so friendly/
BW: hAA! bLOODsTAINS aRE gREAT! yOUVE gOTtA wEAR tHEM lIKE aRMOUR!
BW: fUCK hOnOUR, tHOUGH! yOURE gONnA pUT mE tO sLEEP wITH tHAT sHIT!
BW: rULES aRE fOR pANsIES! yOU sHOULD fIGHT tOOTH aND cLAW! oR nOT aT aLL!
UD: Wheres the fun in that/ No rules mean that one of the fighters can bring a ray gun and kill the other in an instant/ Thats too fast/
UD: I like to see the look in my foes eyes as they slowly realize they lost in a equal fight/
BW: hAAhAA! a fIGHT cAN bE fAIR wITHoUT hAvING rULES! jUST tAKE evERyoNES wEApONS aWaY!
BW: aLL yOU nEED iS yOUR fISTS aND yOUR tEETH! hAAhAAHAA!
UD: Heh/ Thats fun/
UD: You are right/
BW: fUCK yEAH mATE! i kNEW yOUD cOME aROUND! hAAhAA!
BW: yOU sHOULD sWING bY tHE vANdALS cARnIvAL sOMEtIME! wE cOULD uSE fRESH mEAT lIKE yOU!
BW: eVER bASH sOMEoNES hEAD iN wITH a rOCK?!
UD: Actually/ yes/
BW: hAA! i lIKE yOU!
BW: gO oN, tHEN! tELL tHE stORY! hAAhAA! *<|o)
UD: It was a fight with a violet blood/ He had talked about my clients horns and said they were small/ A insult that my client didn't like so much/ He ordered me to go and fight this duel for him/ I did and the bastard I was fighting knocked my blade out of my hand/ So I grabbed this brick sized stone and slammed it into his hand/ Knocked the bastards trident out of it/ hit him in the head/ brought him down/ then just/ slammed it into him/ again/ and again/
UD: It was/ fun/
UD: The gurgling sounds the guy made/ like music to the ears/
BW: hAAhAAhAA! yES! yOURE a fUCkIN pSYcHO! i lOVE iT! *<|oD
BW: wE nEED yOU tO cOME pERfORM sOMEtIME!
UD: Sadly/ I am on hunt/ But I will keep your offer in mind/
UD: Actually/ I'm looking for a human/
UD: Client wants them dead/ you know the jist/
UD: Brown hair/ about 5 7/ glasses/
BW: fUCK, mATE! tHAT cOULD bE aNY oLD hUmAN!
BW: wHY?! wHATd tHEY dO?!
UD: Killed a violet blood/ That violet blood being the matesprite of my client/
BW: a hUmAN kILlED a vIOlET?! nOT bAD!
UD: Impressive/ So I suspect a good fight/
BW: yOU sHOULD bRING tHEM tO tHE cARnIvAL! tHE rEvElING tHRONG wOULD eAT tHAT sHIT uP! hAAhAA!
UD: My client wants me to kill them in front of a crowd/ But they told me that it had to be a fair fight and it had to be a one on one/
BW: fUCK yEAH! fAIR fIGHT, oNE oN oNE, nO rULES! *<|o)
UD: I can't wait to stick the fucker like a oinkbeast/
BW: rOUGH eM uP rEAL gOOD! i hOPE iTS a cLOSE fIGHT! aND i hOPE i cAN wATCH! hAAhAA!
BW: anYwAY! sHOWS sTARtING sOON! sTAY bLOOdY, dUELlIE! *<|o)
UD: And may your axe stay sharp/
bigtopWindup [BW] has ceased responding to memo.
CP: Anyone on?
AG: Ugh. Thought I left this dum8 memo already.
AG: Ugh. Thought I left this dum8 memo already.
arachnidsGrip [AG] has ceased responding to memo.
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