PM1 pt.17} broken artificial intelligence

caligulasAquarium played by Dodo, calculatedPoltics played by Marcy, macabreSerenade played by Deku, gallowsCalibrator played by Jiro, boundingBull played by Snake, crypticPerjurer played by Marcy, chaoticallyCrafted played by Jiro, cuttlefishCuller played by Jiro
 
caligulasAquarium [CA] is no longer idle!
CA: wwell that juice wwas certainly wworth the squeezin that wwas invvolved in gettin it
CA: the info that rezi gavve me on vvris is real promisin an noww im lookin forwwards to our flarpin evven more then i wwas before
CA: but enough about wwhat im doin wwhats goin on here i got another ride back to my hivve so i hope somethin at least vvaguely interestin
CP: Yoooo
CP: what up home slice
CP: you out here
CP: Flarp?
CP: Cool
CP: I dont know what that is but you do you
MS: Oh! What a pleasant surprise. Hello again, CA.
CA: oh its you again
CA: one a the feww thinskins ivve met with a decent bit a respect for us royalblooded seadwwellers
CA: cant say thats an unpleasant sight to be greeted wwith really
CA: although im not sure wwhy this other soft flesh is tryin to make us out to be some sort a comrades
CA: am i supposed to knoww you from somewwhere or somethin
GC: 3R1D4N, 1M H3R3 TOO >:|
CA: oh are you knoww
CA: seems like wwe h got the same pancell hopin in here after our meetin huh
MS: Their name is Eridan?
MS: Interesting.
CP: You think I'm that guy? I don't know you man, maybe you spoke with my brother. I'm just vibe
CP: Names Nate, and I am ready to give a fist pump to anyone chummy.
CP: Yeah... Rap gang hard man, weed hit hard.
CP: Yeahhh
boundingBull [BB] has regained their connection.
BB: w"o"w, what a lucky break! i f"o"und a wareh"o"use, i think i'm safe f"o"r n"o"w. i'm scr"o"lling up the l"o"g now.
MS: Don't ever say that again.
CA: yes my name is indeed eridan eridan ampora in full youd do wwell to remeber it
CA: although givven your track record i dont suppose youll havve any difficulty wwith such a thing
CA: havve to say thought im not findin myself awwfully keen on this other one
CA: wwhy in gogs name are you talkin like that you sound like a concussed woolbeast that already had a history a mental deficiencies
CA: an wwho the hell is this wwhys some shitblood i nevver met talkin about me
CP: HEY MAN, DDONT DENY MEANINGS OF WORDS FROM THE PUBLIC!
MS: Look it up. If you don't know relatively uncommon words, you'll never get anywhere in life.
GC: 1 S33 YOUR3 ST1LL K1ND4 CL4SS31ST, 3R1D4N
BB: w"o"w! thanks rand"o"m tealbl"o""o"d!
GC: TH4T HURT MOR3 TH4N 1T SHOULDV3
BB: what? i was being genuine
CA: im not denyin anythin the only thing keepin you from understandin wwhat im sayin is your owwn lack a panpowwer
CA: callin em wwhat they are isnt bein casteist wwhat are you gonna tell me i cant call the squalor rustbloods noww because thats just too mean or somethin
CA: hahaha
CA: seems like you arent nearly as notewworthy as i am are you rezi
CA: guess thats a givven seein as i am a royal pedigree but its still amusin to me nonetheless
GC: 3R1D4N, YOU L1T3R4LLY C4LL3D TH3M 4 SH1TBLOOD
CA: they bleed browwn i knoww you cut some a em open wwith your swwordcane back in the day you seen it
CP: YEAH I CAN, MAN I CAN SAY GANG FOR AN ENTIRE SONG AND BE FLITHLY FUCKIGN RICH
CP: YEAH!!!!
MS: Hm. As interesting as this is, I need to go now. My flowers need watering.
GC: CY4
MS: Black roses seemed but a fantasy before the merge, and I have sworn to take care of the ones I have acquired as best I can.
CA: wwell thats unfortunate i wwould a liked to see more a your hide around here but if duty calls then i suppose i cant muster any meaningful objections
CA: see you later ms
CA: startin to think that all a the pancells betwween these twwo humans all a them went to ms an none a em went to cpp
CA: theyre just vvomitin out wwordsludge at random like some sort a broken artificial intelligence an i doubt anyone is enjoyin them bein around
MS: Goodbye Eridan, for now. Or for forever. Depends on whether I'm caught or not.
CP: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME DRINK LIKE 15 HAYMAKERS AND STILL BE ABLE TO SPIT A VERSE. YO
CP: yoo
macabreSerenade [MS] ceased responding to memo.
BB: i d"o"ubt any"o"ne will care if i'm caught, pr"o"bably just pine. :)
BB: "o"h n"o" pine! hes pr"o"bably really w"o"rried
CA: eugh
CA: you only continue to provve my point in regards to your lack of a pan
CA: hope nothin bad happens to ms im startin to think theyre one a the vvery feww people wworth talkin to around here
CA: wwhile i cant speak for evveryone im really not too rustled at the prospect a someone a your status dyin
CA: if anythin id probably be more surprised if you made your wway out a wwhatevver situation youre in since bein killed seems to be the only thing you lot are good at
CP: YOOOOOOO
CP: not cool
CP: Party fowl
CP: OH SHIT
CP: YOO THIS ROOM
CP: ITS SPINNING
CP: OW OW OW
CP is out... yo... he threw up... wack.
BB: "o"k yeah uh he's pr"o"bably n"o"t the brightest
chaoticallyCrafted [CC] has started responding to the memo.
CC: ellohay.
CA: wwonderful
CA: one less piece a trash to float around an wwaste my time readin their equally garbage messages
crypticPerjurer [CP] has begun responding to the memo.
BB: "o"h! pe"o"ple wh"o" might be nice t"o" me!
CP: Oh, I see that there is someone I have spoken to before on here. Hello again Eridan, how has your night been?
BB: "o"h.
CP: Also Hi BB, how are you doing as well?
BB: i'm d"o"ing g"o""o"d! h"o"w are y"o"u?
CA: despite howw annoyin some a the denizens a this memo havve been its gone fairly wwell all things considered
CA: got newws from a trusted source that vvris might be waxin after my pitch quadrant again an more so then she evver has before
CA: probably gonna try an message her once i get back to my hivve so we can set up our flarpin session
CA: got a real good feelin about it for once
GC: WHOOPS 1 H4V3 TO GO SHOPP1NG
gallowsCalibrator [GC] has ceased responding to the memo.
BB: well, i'm g"o""o"d g"o""o"d "o"ther than being chased by a highbl"o""o"d
CP: Oh good job on that, I wish you the best of luck on your black romance Eridan.
CP: Also any reason why you are being chased?
CP: Also I'm not doing well, but I'm not dying so. I'm better then most at the moment.
BB: i decided t"o" g"o" expl"o"re in the w"o""o"ds! turns "o"ut that's n"o"t the best thing t"o" d"o"!
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has begun responding to the memo!
CC: S)(ello!
BB: hi! i'm g"o"nna try t"o" make a break f"o"r it
CP: Please don't die.
CA: oh hey fef
CA: glad to see you at a more opportune time then that horrendous screww up of a convversation that wwas goin on last time
CA: you up to anythin interestin im just flyin back to my hivve noww since i wwent out to speak to rezi about a couple a things
BB: i'll try n"o"t t"o" cp! "o"h, my ph"o"ne's fully charged, c"o""o"l!
CC: O)( s)(ello -Eridan. I'm not up to much.
CC: I'm just pike. Bored, you know?
BB:hey is it n"o"rmal t"o" see gl"o"wing eyes in trees? i d"o"nt get "o"ut much
CP: Thats not normal
CP: run
CP: Away from the glowing eyes
CA: oh really
CA: wwell maybe wwe could do somethin after i get myself back an situated
CA: feels like its been a real long wwhile since wwe spent some quality palemate time together you knoww
CA: not nearly as much as wwe used to back wwhen this wwhole merge business wwas the latest newws
BB: "o"w g"o"d th"o"rns
CC: Yea)( i guess hanging out would be nice.
CA: thats great im really happy to hear it
CA: i mean
CA: yeah i figured it wwould be good to get on the wwhole feelin jam deal in person you knoww messagin you just isnt the same as bein face to face
CA: makes it a lot more personal you knoww havvin someone there wwith you to be all reassurin like
CC: I suppose so.
CC: W)(os )(ive should we meet at?
CC: Or s)(ould we go somewhere)(ere else?
CC: I'll leave it up to you.
CP: Oh god
BB: why are r"o""o"ts everywhere in the f"o"rest? this isn't the best place t"o" run i keep tripping
SI: wOw. The DesPeRaTIon Is PalPabLe. hIghBLOOd ReaLLY aRe Out here disCCu8sng TheIR daTes Out In a memO OF aLL ThIngs.
CA: wwell ivve been runnin around doin things most a the night so if you wwere willin to come on ovver to my place thatd be preferable
CA: although if that isnt wworkin for you i dont mind swwimin out
CA: might havve to go get my hair done again if i do though the salt wwater does not do my signature style any favvors
CA: wwho the hell are you
CA: mind your owwn gogdamn business this doesnt concern you
CP: Its how it is. Highbloods tend to look over things that don't annoy them.
CP: No offense
CC: It makes sense t)(at t)(ere are roots in a forest, BB.
CP: BB, Run north. Moss grows on the north side of trees
CP: Just run one way
CC: -Eridan! Stop being mean to people.
BB: but theres t"o""o" many. its like.. supernatural "o"r s"o"mething. why are s"o" many ab"o"ve gr"o"und?
CC: Anywaves, -Eridan. I don't mind coming to your )(ive. As long as you stop being mean. >38(
CA: fef they wwere insultin you too wwhy in gogs name are you chewwin me out
CA: i knoww howw you are wwith the gutterbloods but this filth has no right sayin those things about us
CA: evven if you dont mind it so much its still unbefittin for our names to be so wwrongfully besmirched in such a fashion
CA: but if you really care that much then fine wwhatevver ill stop defendin our honor
CA: see howw long it takes you to change your mind on that one wwhen they start draggin our reputations trough the mud
SI: dIFFeRenT woRLd, I wandeR whaT ITs LIke BeIng In TheIr shoes.
SI: IT Is nICe TO see they aRe sOmeTImes nIce aTLeasT.
BB: "o"k i think im g"o"ing in a circle. im f"o"ll"o"wing the m"o"ss th"o"ugh s"o" i sh"o"uld get "o"ut
CP: I sure hope so BB, godsend.
CC: Blu)(.
CC: I guess i'll be at your )(ive soon, -Eridan.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has ceased responding to the memo.
BB: i hear f"o""o"tsteps. pr"o"bably just like. a f"o"x "o"r s"o"mething right? im pretty sure theyre n"o"cturnal
CC: BB, veiay eenbay eadingray ouryay essagesmay. iay maay uiteqay ntriguediay.
CA: wwait shit im not evven back yet
CA: guess i better take this damn thing off autopilot and get back as quick as possible then
CA: gog this better not get screwwed up just because i forgot to mention i wwas still on my wway
caligulasAquarium [CA] is now idle
 

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