Guild notice—Cultural Sensitivity Reminder
In light of the recent scandalous events that have occured in the rune guild in
Esteille, our
Lady Director has decided that all of our members are overdue a cultural sensitivity reminder regarding terror birds.
What
3m-tall evil blue bird!
Extremely dangerous carnivorous living in big flocks
Aggravating booming call from beak clacking
A symbol of evil
Neck
Sharp & heavy beak + powerful neck:
Kill prey with a single violent hit
Neck in 3 sections:
Higher flexibility & power + Can appear taller for intimidation
Legs
Powerful legs:
To kick preys violently
First toe:
"Sickle claw" to maul prey
Kept above the ground while they run
Running speed:
50 km/h
Where
Previously all over the plains of the continent
So dangerous that all countries united to drive them to extinction
A few birds bred to be tamer left in captivity
Symbol
So evil that they came to symbolise
Dark Lords & are
on their coat of arms
Some dark lords tried to have one as a mount
Obviously did not end well for them...
Impact
Beloved by all of
Dark Society who find it "majestic"
Proof of how crazy they are
Just like the birds are extinct, Dark Lords will soon also become so!
Conclusion: It should be obvious to all that terror birds are an extremely unsavoury symbol that has no place in polite society and even less so on the wall of our
headquarters! A lark will be no excuse for anyone found desecrating the building in such a way, and no amount of noble blood and royal contacts will be able to protect you from getting thrown away from the guild. After which,
His Majesty will undoubtedly wish to meet with you
personally...
I think if anyone needs a cultural sensitivity reminder, it's Madame Solène de Nivers!
What are you saying, she remembered perfectly well that Dark mages are evil and stupid for still using evil magic after the government has spent so much time trying to re-eduate them :p Thanks for the comment <3