Lord Hubert Hillmantle

Hubert Hillmantle is heir to the Hillmantle dairy fortune, lead supplier of milk, cheese, and other creamy delights across the nation. He’s married to Esmeralda, sister of Beatrix and Mathilda Windrivver.
You could see him twice in one evening and wouldn't remember having met him, but he's moderately handsome, if you can recall what he looks like. He is aggressively boring. He likes soup.