Session 22: Have the French Ever Made Anything Good? Other than the Guillotine
General Summary
This session begins during the final hour of Caldra 13, 2597 in the wilds of the Rodanis Consortium.
Working 8-4
I'm Running
I'm Forced to Check for Anything Valuable
I Want to Check for Traps First (For the First Time in Forever)
Kale is Not a Slave
He, "It"?
He's a Being
Merely Passing Through
The Time in the Reading Room will be Fucked Up
Internships Take A While
The Actual Problem: What Books
Overnight in the Library
The Purple Minotaur Situation to Put it Mildly
The Undead Horde You're Trying to Kill
Who is Them
Give Me One Moment Gang, I've Had An Accident!
Books Don't Drink Liquid
Water Isn't Going to Work
Orcs Aren't Innocent
Okay, I'm Not Going to Question That
He Killed a Book
Depends How Long Its Been
No Chairs in the Reading Room
I'm Filling the Vial with my Blood
Palm Cut? Palm!
I Thought You Cut Your Wrist?
Read a Book Rodan!
I'm Trying!
Magnolia Ellison
I Really Like Wren's Thought
Pour One Out
Everybody's Cool with That All the Sudden
That Wasn't a Real Guy
It's Whatever, You Know I Don't Care
This Could be Hell
His Name was Leonard: He Had it Coming
Leonard's Are
He Was the Sin of Gluttony
Not Sure if the Blood Was Necessary
Keebler Elves
Don't Lose Your Shit, There is a Tree
The Meat Men, Here to Deliver Your Meat
Demon Repellent
Fans Within Reach
Tork's Not a Demon
Traveling Salesmen: Don't Prefer To Be Called Demons
Can We Force Him?
Librarians
Collections
Audible Sign of Disgust
I'm Going to Call You Paul
Should Have Returned Those Library Books
People Who Didn't Return Books are the Worst in the World
I'm Not Getting Sucked Into a Vial
It's Not an Hour
Just Going Down On Itself
SparkNotes: A Mail In Service
Boner Potions
Didn't Read the Seven Deadly Sins
I Have No Qualms with Asmodeus
Tork is in a Committed Relationship
Commitment Ever Made?
Zirk will Ask to Just be Friends
Don't Finish and It'll Be Okay
Tell Him You Didn't Finish, It Works Every time
Why Are You Prostituting Me Out
We Watch Tork and Draw Scenes
Minor Illusion for Tork Porno
Tork is Not a Bottom
Tork is Totally a Bottom
Riding the Minotaur
Don't Rage, You Might Excite Him
I've Got Cocaine
It's Charles Atticus Fitzgerald III, the man sitting in front of me, you can call me Atticus
Do You Want Me to Fuck Me With This Gun Lucas?
I Did This for you Tork!
You're Cleaning My Gun
I'll Be in the Silly Thing with Tork
I Hope You Enjoyed the Gun, Now You're Getting the Vial
Get All the Shit Out of It
Make Sure to Smash That Like Button and Subscribe
5 People Watch This Video Every Week
Adderall: An Alchemists Creation
Rodan Spice's Employer is Rodan Spice
Check for Traps? I'll Think About It
Steel Colored Material, Perhaps Steel?
Pepsi in a Coke Can?
K? Y?
Kale Doesn't Have an Internal Monologue
Check for Traps?
A Bunch of Idiots
I Recognize the Idiots
The Wand is Not Incompetent So Far
Are You in a Book?
Tork's Companions are Things
Kale Follows Kale
Chasing a Kale Tail?
Atticus Thinks He Is Going to be in the Next Room
Adderall helps you do less
No side effects
This is Some Evil Shit
Surrender You've Been Defeated
I'm Going to Try to Shoot Him With My Bow
Rodan Spice Never Pulls Out
I'm You're God Now
Terms and Conditions Bitch
Kale is Still Talking Out Loud
Kale Can't Enlarge
Turn Him Into a Giant Ape
What's Your Name, Rodan
I Am Rodan's God
Are We Librarians?
There is a Moon Here
Three Legged Stool: That's What They Called my Grandfather
What Half?
Centaur and Mermaid
Bottom Half Mermaid, Top Half Fish
Dagger Word Kill
Dragons From Your Blood
Magic Can't Do Anything Because Gods are Bullshit
My Magic Comes From the Trees
Special Friend Zirk, a.k.a. Acquaintances
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Report Date
08 Jun 2023
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