Session 43: A Call From Your Uber Driver They're Getting Evicted
General Summary
The session began midday on HearthWarmth 16, 2597. Word spread about the party Ambassador Rodan Spice was throwing and Rodan Spice prepared 20, 5 gallon barrels of wine from his everflowing bottle of fine wine. While Tork learned from the cook all blueberries from the last harvest had gone bad, a philosphical discussion was held about what constitutes a "baked rat". As the Absolute Majesty III continued along the river towards the sea and the sun set, the party began on the deck. Atticus and Tork got into a drinking match which Tork won though he did blackout and begin questing people about if they had hooves. Kale put him to sleep and Zirk took him back to their room while Kale did some divination of the stars. Kale was drawn to near the beginnning of Antormis' river, and felt that his parents were telling him they were on a path of destruction, but were still a ways away from it. With this, everyone went to bed who needed to sleep.
In the evening on HearthWarmth 19, 2597, while Joint Operations LLC was enjoying dinner, Advisor Sil'a came to report that in the open seas far off the coast they spotted three pirate ships. He wanted to know what Ambassador Rodan Spice wanted to do and assured that if they attacked it would be a trivial battle. After conversation and a vote of Joint Operations LLC, it was agreed to attack the ships. Atticus hurried down to the gun deck while Rodan Spice and the rest of the party (excluding Tork who was trying to get past guards to get himself into a canon) went to the bridge. Atticus fired the first shot from a distance, still striking true on one of the ships and causing it to begin taking on water. As the Absolute Majesty III came within 1,000 feet the other starboard canons let off a volley and one ball slightly dented part of the Absolute Majesty III's midsection. From this volley and Atticus' next shot, one of the pirate ships caught on fire and another began to sink. Rodan Spice gave the command to leave the remaining ship, but Atticus stealthily loaded and fired a canon, striking true and causing it to break apart and head for the dark depths below.
It was decided then that Tork would turn into a giant shark and try to bring back the other ship's captain for interrogation. Giant Shork got into a brief battle with a mage before the mage died and then proceeded to eat 15 more pirates before all that was left was the captain. The Absolute Majesty III dropped a rope ladder to the man at this point and he was escorted aborad. Ambassador Rodan Spice decided to put him in the brig and attempt to get some information out of him before handing him over once they reached Del. Atticus managed to get a complete manifest for the three ships (the man had been captain of one, the Sea Scurvy). With this information Kale, Wren, and Tork turned into octopi and searched for the what was told. They managed to recover a total of 5,500GP and a Gem Encrusted Goblet that were added to the pizza party fund (as well as two dead bodies that Tork ended up throwing overboard).
On HearthWarmth 26th, the party observed an orange comet in the sky. It was identified as Galphor's Comet, a brillant celestial object that only appears after several hundred years of being gone and will be present night and day for a full year. On DeepFrost 1, 2597 (the Winter's Solstice), the Absolute Majesty III docked at Del and Joint Operations LLC had six hours ashore before needing to return to the ship so they could leave at twilight. Jandar stayed behind and Rodan Spice threatened Advisor Sil'a that if the ship was burnt down when he got back he would unleash an unprecedented vengance. With that, they made the hour long trek north to the shack that served as the entrance to Real Del on the material plane. Knocking they heard a someone jilted voice ask who they were and then say they could come in. With this they were sucked into the entryway.
Making their way to the left door as before, they found themselves in the Front Workshop of Real Del though without Del. They discoved a small automotan creation of Del's that had been trapped behind a crate (for 800+ years). It hadn't seen Del since then, about 4-5 months in the other world or so it thought. It stated its designation was Front Workshop Automotan 001 though the party called it Little Buddy and Wall-E instead. After helping tidy up the Workshop, it did help them unlock a magically locked and hidden trapdoor in the room which led to the Magical Scrapyard. While searching the room Atticus found a movable bookshelf that had a doorway leading to a void before another doorway was 70' away. After a couple expirments, Tork went in where he suffered damage from a lack of atmosphere and was unable to make sounds from his screams. He was pulled back in by rope and that direction was abandoned for the time being.
Tork also attempted to message Del on the Etch 'n Sketch of interdimensional communication sending a message of:
The party never has to end
Four Week Party
Campaign Ends: Alcohol Poisoning
Shitfaced at Sea
Automatic Invoke Duplicity for the Enemy
Shipwrecked Captain
Let's Get Shipwrecked
Tork's Ship
I'll Tell You When I'm Older
Nothing Bad Ever on a Boat
Only Survivors
Jandar Is His Dead Name
Dead Naming Him
Rodan Spice, Not Polite
Ship Cat
Cook, Not Chef
No More Blueberry Pie
Blueberry Farmers Fucked
Rats Not That Bad
Does Baking a Pie, Bake a Rat?
Live Rat Baked Good?
Rodan Spice Doesn't Eat Fruits or Vegetables
Unhealthy? I'm Level 10!
I Like to Measure My Power in Discreet Levels
I Can't Actually Die
100% Success Rate of Not Dying
Unlimited Alcohol!
Scientific Disadvantage
You Think I Can't Musically Entertain?
Atticus Lost His Lunch
It Gets Better If You Keep Going
Who Has "Heal Liver Poisoning?"
Can You Put a Liver Back In?
Liver Transplant on a Boat
Alena, I Need Help! *Walks Away*
Blackout Drunk Tork
Chug, Chug, Chug
Dexterity Check to Avoid Vomit
Strip Down to my Knickers
Throw Clothes Overboard
Drink More
I Have Hooves
Roll for Concussion?
No Interest In Being In the Middle of That
Clean Underwear in the Stars
Antormis' River
Don't Think We're Going to Die, Today at Least
Star Gazing Allll Night Long
Who Was Teaching Me Draconic?
Not Hungover? Ready for the Party Tonight!
Tork's Never Annoying Though
Welcome New Player, Chat GPT!
At a human expense? I'm In!
Could just be gnomes
What To Do With the Pirates?
Rehabilitation, Imprisonment, then Capital Punishment
Pirates are the Smartest
Board of Directors
Tork Doesn't Get to Water Walk
Fire the Fucking Canons
High Smoke Point Oil
Goddam Promotion
Rodan's Gone to a Dark Place
I'm Good
Let's Cut Their Head Off and Wear It Around My Neck as an Ornament
Stealthily Load a Canon
Insubordinate Little Twat
Fire Another Canonball?
2/3 Ships Sank
Highest Kill Count Goes to Atticus
Map with an "X" on it?
14 Pirates Consumed
Giant Shark Attack
Get This Guy Out of the Water Before This Psycho...
Big 'ol Shit
Not Going to Steal His Clothes Off of Him
"Was" the Captain of the Sea Scurvy
Placed in the Brig & Interrogated
A Well Fought Battle
Great Party Tonight
Any Treasures from the Ship?
Kale and Tork, the Charisma Twins
Octopus Rescue Operation
Fine... We're Going Down
Tri-octopus
Throw Bodies Overboard because It's Not as Funny as I Thought
Not Consenting is my Kink
We All Agree Tork Is a Dumbass
For Empire or Pizza Party? That is the Question!
Let's Go Get Sucked Again
Keep the Ship in Ship Shape
Exact a Vengeance No Man Has Ever Seen
I Will See You at Twilight
The Great Wizard Del's Shack
Bunch of Grown Me Talking About Being Sucked
Language Not Tinkered With Enough
Del Created Me
Quite a Mess in Here
Little Buddy
My Designation Is: Front Workshop Automaton 001
831 Years, You Know, 4 or 5 Months
They're Going to Think I'm Dead!
Rodan Continues to Freak Out
The Real Question Is: Do We Care
Del, Not a True Friend!
Del, Not a Transportation Service
*Blows Nose*
Wall-E
Making Quite a Few Constructs
Have You Been Trapped by that Crate for 800 Years?
What is That Demon?
Mage's Secret Hallway - Expect the Worst
Rift in the Plane? Enchanted It?
Hallway No Gravity?
Small Eagle
Eagle in a Coal Mine
This Will Let Us Know if he Can Survive Out There
No Oxygen, No Sound
He Looks Excited
Do We Hear Tork Scream?
Bloodshot Eyes
I Don't See Blood, You're Fine
If I Help Clean, Will You Open the Door?
Prestidigitation This Shit
Prestidigitation Leaves a Lemon Scent
Why Are You Interested in Going to the Magical Scrapyard
Pieces of Broken Things
Scriptorium Behind the Bookshelf
I Need Further Instruction
You're a Cock Tease
We'll All Meet at Clayton's Parents House
In the evening on HearthWarmth 19, 2597, while Joint Operations LLC was enjoying dinner, Advisor Sil'a came to report that in the open seas far off the coast they spotted three pirate ships. He wanted to know what Ambassador Rodan Spice wanted to do and assured that if they attacked it would be a trivial battle. After conversation and a vote of Joint Operations LLC, it was agreed to attack the ships. Atticus hurried down to the gun deck while Rodan Spice and the rest of the party (excluding Tork who was trying to get past guards to get himself into a canon) went to the bridge. Atticus fired the first shot from a distance, still striking true on one of the ships and causing it to begin taking on water. As the Absolute Majesty III came within 1,000 feet the other starboard canons let off a volley and one ball slightly dented part of the Absolute Majesty III's midsection. From this volley and Atticus' next shot, one of the pirate ships caught on fire and another began to sink. Rodan Spice gave the command to leave the remaining ship, but Atticus stealthily loaded and fired a canon, striking true and causing it to break apart and head for the dark depths below.
It was decided then that Tork would turn into a giant shark and try to bring back the other ship's captain for interrogation. Giant Shork got into a brief battle with a mage before the mage died and then proceeded to eat 15 more pirates before all that was left was the captain. The Absolute Majesty III dropped a rope ladder to the man at this point and he was escorted aborad. Ambassador Rodan Spice decided to put him in the brig and attempt to get some information out of him before handing him over once they reached Del. Atticus managed to get a complete manifest for the three ships (the man had been captain of one, the Sea Scurvy). With this information Kale, Wren, and Tork turned into octopi and searched for the what was told. They managed to recover a total of 5,500GP and a Gem Encrusted Goblet that were added to the pizza party fund (as well as two dead bodies that Tork ended up throwing overboard).
On HearthWarmth 26th, the party observed an orange comet in the sky. It was identified as Galphor's Comet, a brillant celestial object that only appears after several hundred years of being gone and will be present night and day for a full year. On DeepFrost 1, 2597 (the Winter's Solstice), the Absolute Majesty III docked at Del and Joint Operations LLC had six hours ashore before needing to return to the ship so they could leave at twilight. Jandar stayed behind and Rodan Spice threatened Advisor Sil'a that if the ship was burnt down when he got back he would unleash an unprecedented vengance. With that, they made the hour long trek north to the shack that served as the entrance to Real Del on the material plane. Knocking they heard a someone jilted voice ask who they were and then say they could come in. With this they were sucked into the entryway.
Making their way to the left door as before, they found themselves in the Front Workshop of Real Del though without Del. They discoved a small automotan creation of Del's that had been trapped behind a crate (for 800+ years). It hadn't seen Del since then, about 4-5 months in the other world or so it thought. It stated its designation was Front Workshop Automotan 001 though the party called it Little Buddy and Wall-E instead. After helping tidy up the Workshop, it did help them unlock a magically locked and hidden trapdoor in the room which led to the Magical Scrapyard. While searching the room Atticus found a movable bookshelf that had a doorway leading to a void before another doorway was 70' away. After a couple expirments, Tork went in where he suffered damage from a lack of atmosphere and was unable to make sounds from his screams. He was pulled back in by rope and that direction was abandoned for the time being.
Tork also attempted to message Del on the Etch 'n Sketch of interdimensional communication sending a message of:
"Del it is Tork trying to get ahold of you, we are at your house, where are you?"Which only revealed Del's etch 'n sketch under a stack of half finished automotan designs on his workbench. After Little Buddy said the last place it had seen Del go 800+ years ago was to the library, Joint Operations LLC opened the trapdoor at the rear of the room and began descending towards the library. The session ended here in Real Del on DeepFrost 1, 2597 (The Winter's Solstice), early in the afternoon should they have been in the material plane.
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30 Nov 2023
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