Session 50: I Like to Gape
General Summary
The session began, near 11PM on DeepFrost 9, 2597, at the base of The Widening V in the Gu'us Empire. Outside of the tavern tent, Atticus turned in Miz and headed inside. Noticing a look from a bearded human lumberjack, he first noticed a hand on his ass. Turning around to Rodan Spice who was coping a feel, he kissed Rodan Spice full on and they lingered for a few moments. After breaking away, Rodan Spice and Atticus disguised as Miz continued to the bearded lumberjack. Atticus claimed he (Miz) was hoarse and began talking to the man. He stated that no one had seen them for over a month and in that time, the lumberjacks who had originally gone out with them had never come back, nor had any subsequent search parties. Logging had been halted until the threat could be dealt with. He also noted that Miz had gone by the name Kaserod while in the area. Additionally, the dwarf Talid Turunk had not been seen since entering the forest either, the person closest with Kaserod while in the tent encampment. With this information, Atticus left, and then came back as himself with the rest of the party who joined Tork at the bar (already enjoying an attempted set of hashbrowns).
After trying some of the local alcohol (pine meads and white lightning), Atticus let slip there was arm wrestling happening upstairs and Tork went up to join in. During the first bout, 4-Fingered-Carl lost to Ryan (a gray-ish brown half orc). Tork then took up the mantle as Rodan Spice bet on him and Atticus bet extravagantly (1000GP) against him (on Ryan. Atticus and Kale both used magic to influence Tork to lose the first round which he did stunningly. After this, on a double or nothing on their bets with the bookie, Atticus magically influenced Tork who after an epic struggle managed to win netting Atticus 4000GP and Rodan Spice 500GP. Atticus distributed the winnings to the group after telling them what happened the next morning following a restful night in Atticus' new tiny hut shrouded by his magical bariers.
Set for the day, Wren and Alena Birch led the party on tracking Miz into the woods. They started by going to the dock where the lumber was loaded to be floated down the stream. From there they were able to follow the pushed down grass to a logging camp in the interior of the forest amidst the giant trees. Here Wren spoke to a tree as there was an absense of any large wildlife (very similar to what Wren felt previously when she left). The tree said the person matching Miz's description had been through about a month ago with some lumberjacks but never came back. Others had followed and also not made it back. After some encouragement, it told them she had headed South-West and the party was able to pick up their trail once again.
As the party happened upon a clearing smelling of Sulphur and iron (notable blood), they saw a dark figure with whiteish hair, a twisted elvish form, hulked over with bones in his hands. Alena Birch attempted to shoot a warning shot at him but instead hit him in the shoulder. With this a fight ensued as another figure (with a very long neck) came out from the other side of the swamp and began slinging spells at the party. Two other minions joined in the fight as well with very slender forms and long fingers. As the fight began in earnest, it was a fairly even match, but eventually the party managed through some craftiness (and pushing into the acidic pond) to kill the figure they had seen originally and one of the henchpeople. Surveying the scene, the woman (with the very long neck) decided to disappear (with all indication suggesting to another plane). The party was faced with the decision of whether to kill or question the remaining henchman, something they intended to at their next session. This ended the session on DeepFrost 10, 2597 just south of the Widening V in the forest.
Piddle Myself When Bored
Quick Connect, The Way to Go!
Super Foggy
It Was All Just White
Rodan, Not a Main Screen Player
Perception Sucks Dick Now
Staircase Should Be Fixed
Don't Let Tork Upstairs
Gilf Attractive... Rodan Spice...
Rodan Spice Wants to Get a Handful of that Ass
Rodan Grabs a Cheek
One Chance to Grab a Cheek, Its Just Atticus, So... Nothing Wrong With it
It's Not Gay, Because He's a Girl Right Now
Not SA Because He's Just Atticus
Cup a Cheek
I'm Going to Fuckin' Kiss Him
Full Make Out
Rodan Letting it Happen
True Love is a Different Continent So It Doesn't Count
Kiss Performance
I Don't Know What I'm Trying to Do
You're Making This Fucking Weird
I Just Wanted a Handful of that Ass
Relatively Young Man Has a Sensual Moment with a GILF
Ambassador Spice Is Banging Miz
She Told Me She Was Your First...
Sacrificing People in the Woods or Something
Not Necessarily Good or Anything...
Jumping Straight to Sacrafice
Might Have Just Killed
Might Just be a Psychopath... like Rodan
Tork Just Wants Some Fucking Potatoes
We Have a Lead Now "The Woods"
Going to Go Take a Piss
Hashbrowns
Make It Brown
Do Not Come
True to Us Form
Sacrifice People in the Woods? I Had Enough of That as a Kid
Pour My Own Wine
A Little Bit of Coin Makes the Cylinder Go Round
The White Dragon's Fire
Should We Toast?
To Conquering This Continent for the Fisk Empire?
Only Conquering It Financially.
And Psychologically
I Am Going to Get Drunk!
You're a Giant Beast
Kale Attests Against That
Establish Lore You're Modestly Sized
I Draw the Line at a Dick with Ears
Are We Partying or Resting for the Woods?
Why Not Get Drunk and Go Out Into the Woods
You're Riding the White Dragon
You Like that Firm Ass Rodan?
Feels Like a Sack of Jello
Aren't You Married?
Rodan Spice is Sexually Attracted to Wealth and Power
You Don't Have Kids, Do You?
Did Tork Ever Have a Straight Phase
Tork is Allergic to Women
You Have to Lead Us Into the Forest
The Third Nipple
He Likes Himbos
Fuckin' Tourists
50GP on Tork
1,000GP on Ryan
Look at that Guy, His Name is Ryan
Similarly Girthy
Masturbates Constantly or is a Log Man
Tork and Zirk Might be Looking for a Third
Finish Him Now to Finish Him later
Rougish Inspiration: +0 But Feels Good Against Him
We Just Ruined That Bookie's Life
Slight Chubs
The Sexual Tension Was Permeable
Atticus Is Going Into the Woods
The Caucus is Tiny
Can We Just Stay Till Tomorrow?
Privacy Barrier
We Just Ruined a Man's Life for Gold: I Approve!
We Took Away Their Entire Economy
Bats? Bets?
Accessory to Much Worse Crime?
Was It Crime We Did?
Choose Your Fights More Carefully
Raven or Start a Bar Fight?
Everyone Was Thinking to Start a Bar Fight
Into the Woods
Not a Druid, That Kind of Druid
Trees Can Have Sex
Eerily Quiet Forest
Speak with Animals: Gnomes
The Ones Who Use Our Bones
Does This Bark Make Me Look Fat?
How Can Woman Ride Squirrel
All Trees Know Each Other
Roots Go Deep
Careful What I Say Around Trees
Trees Can Innately Understand Me and I Them
Too Much Neck
23 Minus the 20
I'd Like to Be Back in Skormp
(Rodan)PK
Take It In the Back
Bad Touch
After trying some of the local alcohol (pine meads and white lightning), Atticus let slip there was arm wrestling happening upstairs and Tork went up to join in. During the first bout, 4-Fingered-Carl lost to Ryan (a gray-ish brown half orc). Tork then took up the mantle as Rodan Spice bet on him and Atticus bet extravagantly (1000GP) against him (on Ryan. Atticus and Kale both used magic to influence Tork to lose the first round which he did stunningly. After this, on a double or nothing on their bets with the bookie, Atticus magically influenced Tork who after an epic struggle managed to win netting Atticus 4000GP and Rodan Spice 500GP. Atticus distributed the winnings to the group after telling them what happened the next morning following a restful night in Atticus' new tiny hut shrouded by his magical bariers.
Set for the day, Wren and Alena Birch led the party on tracking Miz into the woods. They started by going to the dock where the lumber was loaded to be floated down the stream. From there they were able to follow the pushed down grass to a logging camp in the interior of the forest amidst the giant trees. Here Wren spoke to a tree as there was an absense of any large wildlife (very similar to what Wren felt previously when she left). The tree said the person matching Miz's description had been through about a month ago with some lumberjacks but never came back. Others had followed and also not made it back. After some encouragement, it told them she had headed South-West and the party was able to pick up their trail once again.
As the party happened upon a clearing smelling of Sulphur and iron (notable blood), they saw a dark figure with whiteish hair, a twisted elvish form, hulked over with bones in his hands. Alena Birch attempted to shoot a warning shot at him but instead hit him in the shoulder. With this a fight ensued as another figure (with a very long neck) came out from the other side of the swamp and began slinging spells at the party. Two other minions joined in the fight as well with very slender forms and long fingers. As the fight began in earnest, it was a fairly even match, but eventually the party managed through some craftiness (and pushing into the acidic pond) to kill the figure they had seen originally and one of the henchpeople. Surveying the scene, the woman (with the very long neck) decided to disappear (with all indication suggesting to another plane). The party was faced with the decision of whether to kill or question the remaining henchman, something they intended to at their next session. This ended the session on DeepFrost 10, 2597 just south of the Widening V in the forest.
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Report Date
25 Jan 2024
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