Session 61: Tork: "Color Matters"

General Summary

  The session began in the heat of battle on SongbirdCall 9, 2597 as Joint Operations LLC fought with the Drow Bitch and her surrounding compatriots as the party attempted to seal the seal via Drow Bitches blood. The battle was heated, and eventually Alena managed to slay the giant spider drow as the energy continued to rush forth from the seal, coming closer to encompassing everything. Its necrotic powers began hitting some of the party as the drow bitch continued to fight and as the party's focus on the crates around the seal proved fruitless. Eventually, the drow bitch was slain and Tork managed to kill her on the seal, filling in the crack with a red stone as her body vanished in the act. The remaining drow creature escaped somewhere unknown and the party was able to finally rest.
  It was determined the party (mainly Atticus) wanted to keep the large magical amplification stones. Rodan Spice appraised each stone at 25,000PP leading him to a strong interest in keeping the stones. After discussing various methods for moving these stones, each of which weighed 5 tons, Wren turned into a giant and went back to the Absolute Majesty III to retrieve the extraplanar door and return right after midnight on SongbirdCall 10, 2597. The party dropped the doorway onto each stone after some debate while Kale turned into a giant mamoth inside the room to move around the stones and keep the doorway clear. With this, all four of the magical amplification stones were stored within the room.
  After a quick 8 hour/30 second nap within their plane, the party spent some time with Kale pointing out the constellations that corresponded to each person. Tork Kale that Tork was reflected in the constellation of Rhythm and Rhyme as often Tork would go with the flow. This was determined based on Tork's birthday on SnowFurrow 28. For Atticus, a birthday on Caldra 22 drew Kale towards Galisnor's Fire & the Lots of Fate. With Atticus, Kale observed you're never sure what he's going to do (Lots of Fate) but also is unstoppable like a raging fire (Galisnor's Fire). Of the two, the Lots of Fate were stronger with Atticus. Rodan Spice and his GreenSprout 1 birthday was right between the Horn of Ale and the Crow, easily pointing towards power and money as Rodan Spice's desires (per Kale). Wren didn't have her constellations told, but did state her birthday was on LeafFall 3. Before leaving, Rodan Spice also harvested a the fangs of the large drow spider (2x) and a venom sac (1x) from it.
  With the stones loaded and constellations read, Alena Birch set a glyph of warding around the entire seal, only to be triggered by beings with intelligence would did not offer the password: "We mean no harm to the forest". The party then had an uneventful three day trek back to the Absolute Majesty III while enjoying the journey at Atticus' behest. With this, the party arrived back at the Absolute Majesty III on the morning SongbirdCall 13, 2597. This ended the session around 8AM on that day.  

Rejected Session Names

  • Do Not Poke Spider
  • Extra Crispy Spider Legs
  • High Ground
  • One Nat 20 Left
  • Can't Counterspell an Arrow
  • Eh, I Don't Need Anything Like That Health Potion
  • Statue is Mobile
  • Illegitimate Panic
  • Arcana Only For You
  • Feel It In My Boner
  • We Don't Have to Kill a God, Take Them
  • Someone Should Come Take Care of These Weeds
  • I Made Sure the Spider Was Dead
  • Spider Mush
  • Wren Will Not Marry Tork
  • Wedding Sounds Like a Great Time
  • RCAN, How the Fuck am I supposed to move these if you want them so bad
  • Molding Earth Across Planes
  • The Eagle and the Door
  • Jandar the Rollie Cart
  • Tork Doesn't Remember His Birthday
  • How Many Ford F150s Are the Stones
  • 4 Tahoes
  • Atticus Sucks Memories Out of His Head
  • How We Moving These Rocks
  • Drop It In, See What Happens
  • Door Smacking
  • Tork's Not an Elephant
  • Shove It DemiPane, Don't Worry About It
  • We Can Basically Travel to the Future
  • Does the Crew Have Scurvy?
  • We laid a mine in the forest
  • Level Up!
  • Report Date
    18 Apr 2024

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