Session 72: The Second Great Depression, This Time Its Emotional
General Summary
The session would began in the afternoon on BranchForth 21, 2597 in the underdark. The party had a ferocious battle with a giant centipede covered in mouths and which spit acid and burrowed into the ground. After Wren went down three times in the fight yet avoided death and Jandar was slain by the beast, Rodan Spice ran up its back and delivered the killing blow between the eyes with his sword the Majestic Absolute. With the battle complete and Wren and Jandar rescued from inside of it (where they had been swallowed), a ritual was planned to reawaken Jandar.
Kale performed the magic to bring Jandar back while Atticus told him he didn't have to come back if he didn't want to, Rodan Spice promised to double his pay, and Alena Birch commented on his warrior spirit and laid her shield on his chest. Kale was able to pull him back and reknit his body together. He said he heard only Alena Birch and Rodan Spice (though he claimed to hear Rodan Spice promise to tripple his pay).
With Jandar back, the party continued through a tunnel with Tork only triggering one trap. They then arrived at a vast underground lake filled with a faint bioluminesence. Kale had them turn into clouds and Atticus thorugh a gut feeling let them directly to an island 150 miles (~5hours as clouds) away in the underground lake. Here they had to scale a cliff and then determine how to find anything within continuously billowing clouds of yellow, acrid, and poisonous smoke. Eventually with the help of Atticus' horizontal wall of force, Alena Birch found a lead covered flat chest and the party brought it out to examine and open. Rodan Spice tried picking the lock first after checking for traps, then Tork tried breaking it off before Rodan Spice tried picking the lock again. He then succeeded and went behind the chest to open it, but unfortunately this did not prevent him from being hit with the power word kill curse and dying on the spot.
In response to this, there was some talk of if to bring him back as a human or reincarnate him, but Kale and Atticus made the executive decision to recincarnate him. To this ritual, Atticus brought the statement "Rodan, I hope you come back as a halfling, I love halflings. My old best friend was a halfling, if you were a halfling you could become my new best friend.", while Tork brought "This is a great story, will get you a lot of bitches." and Kale brought "I believe these are yours Rodan [As he poured 1,000 ball bearings onto the corpse]. I hope you come back as a gnome." With that they covered him in gravel and oils, and then Kale managed to pull his soul back into his body... as a halfling. Rodan Spice tried to kill himself as soon as he noticed, but was talked out by different parts of the party, agreeing to wait to kill himself until they were back in a city so he could come back as a 'normal' race again. With that, the party used windwalk over two days to make their way back through the dungeon and find their way to the Ancient Forest of Silan where they would decide their next move the coming day. This ended the session, just before midnight on BranchForth 23, 2597.Joann's Fabric Makes Me Hard
How Many Are In Your Body?
Shane Is a Bottom in the Closet
Only a Bottom in the Closet
Be Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Lather
Shai-Hulud
Hand Coverage
Get Some of the Hand
Wide Tork
Not as Wide as Tork
(Wren)d
Jandar As It
Not Lucky Today
Last Legs
Tork is Modestly Sized
We'll Buy a New One on Me
Jonah Situation
Atticus' Fist
Laying in My Palm
It's 300GP
Don't Tell Him That
Aww Damnit, I'm Still a Half Orc
Tork's 4"
Tripple Your Salary
Should Have Watched Boats Better
Covers One Serpent in Place of Several Others
What Did You Think of My Hand
I Could Give You Your Hand Back If You Wanted
She Comes First
The Answer is Head
Wren is Having a Rough One
Tork Begins Licking Everything
Smells Traps
Don't Tell Me What to Do!
A Hot Winged Lemur Turd On the Ground
He's Just a Little Baby
Summon Boat?
Wind Walk Again?
All I See Are Blobs
I Need An Hour
Cessentar Saved the Universe
Horses Can't Climb Cliffs?
We All Can Use a Hand job From Time to Time
Rodan Bird
Anyone Want to Take a Hit?
Tork Has Halotosis
Tork Has Bad Breath
Tank of Water, Fish, Levitation
Pokemon Deep Cuts
I've Been Shot in the Face One Too Many Times
I Would Prefer Reincarnate Though
Should We Vote on Rodan's Fate
No Respect for the Dead Rodan
The Ritual of Reincarnating Rodan Spice
Rodan Spice the Immortal
Shit, That One Almost Got Me
Why Have You All Been Enlarged?
Let Me Go, This is No Way to Live
There Wasn't Enough Left
I'll Kill Myself as Soon as We Get Back to the City
Its Easier to Get Drunk Now
This is Not a Democracy
I'm Calm, I Just Will Be Killing Myself at the First Opportunity
I Thought Revivify Wasn't An Option...
Short Bow Is Now Just a Bow
Rodan Didn't Go to College
Rodan Learned on the Street
Kale performed the magic to bring Jandar back while Atticus told him he didn't have to come back if he didn't want to, Rodan Spice promised to double his pay, and Alena Birch commented on his warrior spirit and laid her shield on his chest. Kale was able to pull him back and reknit his body together. He said he heard only Alena Birch and Rodan Spice (though he claimed to hear Rodan Spice promise to tripple his pay).
With Jandar back, the party continued through a tunnel with Tork only triggering one trap. They then arrived at a vast underground lake filled with a faint bioluminesence. Kale had them turn into clouds and Atticus thorugh a gut feeling let them directly to an island 150 miles (~5hours as clouds) away in the underground lake. Here they had to scale a cliff and then determine how to find anything within continuously billowing clouds of yellow, acrid, and poisonous smoke. Eventually with the help of Atticus' horizontal wall of force, Alena Birch found a lead covered flat chest and the party brought it out to examine and open. Rodan Spice tried picking the lock first after checking for traps, then Tork tried breaking it off before Rodan Spice tried picking the lock again. He then succeeded and went behind the chest to open it, but unfortunately this did not prevent him from being hit with the power word kill curse and dying on the spot.
In response to this, there was some talk of if to bring him back as a human or reincarnate him, but Kale and Atticus made the executive decision to recincarnate him. To this ritual, Atticus brought the statement "Rodan, I hope you come back as a halfling, I love halflings. My old best friend was a halfling, if you were a halfling you could become my new best friend.", while Tork brought "This is a great story, will get you a lot of bitches." and Kale brought "I believe these are yours Rodan [As he poured 1,000 ball bearings onto the corpse]. I hope you come back as a gnome." With that they covered him in gravel and oils, and then Kale managed to pull his soul back into his body... as a halfling. Rodan Spice tried to kill himself as soon as he noticed, but was talked out by different parts of the party, agreeing to wait to kill himself until they were back in a city so he could come back as a 'normal' race again. With that, the party used windwalk over two days to make their way back through the dungeon and find their way to the Ancient Forest of Silan where they would decide their next move the coming day. This ended the session, just before midnight on BranchForth 23, 2597.
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Report Date
11 Jul 2024
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