Session 74: What's Halfway Between a Son & a Pet?
General Summary
This session began in the morning as they left an inn in Foun on BranchForth 25, 2597 heading to The Copper Claw in Graytown (a district within the city where illegal practices were allowed in daylight). Before settting out Rodan Spice took his daily potion to make him into a human and had a side effect of blue and orange hair for the day. Once they made their way into Graytown, they found Yowis within the bar area of the Claw's operation. After mentioning the Altar of the Titans, he had them come with him to a private conference room in the basement where he revealed he was working on retrieving a piece of the Altar. Kale coaxed him into telling them more about it and eventually the party got him to agree to give them the contract where Yowis would still get 25% of the promised 25,000. He told them the claw had been hired by who he assumed was the same person they were working for, a Charles, and that all he knew about the piece is that it resided in the Vaults of the Bureaucracy in a reposession depot.
With this information gathered, the party went to stake out the bureaucracy. At the gate they reported to the two licensors that they were there to plan ahead for Ambassador Spice's visit the next day and to see about marriage licenses. The guards, wearing the same simple brown robes as the rest of the workers in the district allowed them in. The district itself was made up of identical cubic buildings, each taking up a block, with the exception of the headquarters which took up 4 blocks. The buildings were all windowless and featured one door (the headquarters having two, one for employees and one for the public). Rodan Spice spent his time surveying the headquarters while some of the party also took the liberty of looking into Building J5 where marriage licenses were issued. Information was gathered from assorted sources by asking questions, keeping Kale as a parrot from saying anything too blatantly offensive, and Alena Birch and Atticus going into the J5 where Atticus pissed forever, stole three robes, and managed to become legally wed to Alena Birch and Rodan Spice. During this Wren heard a lively set of happenings from Ariata and Thomas & Jeffery who evidently were not always kind to each other. Tork continued to talk with Zirk about wanting to get married as well back with his tribe.
Rodan Spice did eventually spot a person with two darker brown stripes on the sleeve of their robe (someone persumed to be of higher rank) and followed them home to the Siphor District where they lived in a two story house. It was decided by the party that this is where they should apply pressure to get into the headquarters and its vaults by pretending the licensor was in trouble with the bureaucracy. With this decided, the party found an inn and went to sleep for the night. This ended the session, in the morning as they left an inn in Foun on BranchForth 26, 2597 heading to the residence of one of the licensors of the bureaucracy in the Siphor Neighborhood while three of the party were disguised in the garb of the licensors.As Long As There Is Consent, Everybody Wins
Be On in a Min
Half Orange & Half Blue Hair
Tork is Going to Hit It
Why Did Tork Do This
We Want To Speak to the Manager
Do They Always Talk About You Like This
Made Up On the Spot By Someone
We Must Have Gotten the Harder One
To End Of The Fucking World
If It's Platnium
Tours of Their Sensitive Areas
Hammer Some Legs
Win Win Win
I Say, In My Mind!
There Is Nothing Taboo
We Have a Table for That
Every Part of This Town Makes Me Miss Skormp
Biblical Times But There is Magic
Fomenting Revolution on the Agenda
This IS Going to Be a Planned Kidnapped & Tutoring
I Don't Want to Torture Them
Tork Is Into Necrophilia
Stop Trying to Pay Taxes
I Want to Go In
Taking a Fat Piss
Starting and Stopping the Stream
Three Streams of Piss
Triple Robing It
Tork is a Wonderful Father Figure
They Chonk
Three Way Marriage
Rodan Spice-Fitzgerald
Alena Fitzgerald
I'm Not Going to Pay Any Taxes
Atticus is My Emergency Contact
What's Alena Got to Do With This? She Hot! We Fuck!
Preserving Her Soul
Kale is Disappointed By Lack of Marriage
Kale "Second Marriage" Star
Just Ended a Ten Year Marriage, Wasn't Mine
We Could Burn It Down
Not Planning to Kill This Guy...
He Would Hate Being in Trouble at Work
With this information gathered, the party went to stake out the bureaucracy. At the gate they reported to the two licensors that they were there to plan ahead for Ambassador Spice's visit the next day and to see about marriage licenses. The guards, wearing the same simple brown robes as the rest of the workers in the district allowed them in. The district itself was made up of identical cubic buildings, each taking up a block, with the exception of the headquarters which took up 4 blocks. The buildings were all windowless and featured one door (the headquarters having two, one for employees and one for the public). Rodan Spice spent his time surveying the headquarters while some of the party also took the liberty of looking into Building J5 where marriage licenses were issued. Information was gathered from assorted sources by asking questions, keeping Kale as a parrot from saying anything too blatantly offensive, and Alena Birch and Atticus going into the J5 where Atticus pissed forever, stole three robes, and managed to become legally wed to Alena Birch and Rodan Spice. During this Wren heard a lively set of happenings from Ariata and Thomas & Jeffery who evidently were not always kind to each other. Tork continued to talk with Zirk about wanting to get married as well back with his tribe.
Rodan Spice did eventually spot a person with two darker brown stripes on the sleeve of their robe (someone persumed to be of higher rank) and followed them home to the Siphor District where they lived in a two story house. It was decided by the party that this is where they should apply pressure to get into the headquarters and its vaults by pretending the licensor was in trouble with the bureaucracy. With this decided, the party found an inn and went to sleep for the night. This ended the session, in the morning as they left an inn in Foun on BranchForth 26, 2597 heading to the residence of one of the licensors of the bureaucracy in the Siphor Neighborhood while three of the party were disguised in the garb of the licensors.
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Report Date
01 Aug 2024
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